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Rory Lyon RUINED everything, as ever.

What is morally wrong, I'm making a list for MP's
(PsychoChomp, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 11:10, 85 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Rubbish film.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 11:11, Reply)

Pretty gay to be honest.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 11:12, Reply)

I KNOW YOU ARE!!!!!!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 11:16, Reply)

IT'S JUST BANTER

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 11:13, Reply)

People like you stop the internet from being a fun place.
You 'cyber-bullies' should be sent to prison, you really should.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 11:15, Reply)

I've just been reading this
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarin#Effects_and_treatment
Too good for the likes of him.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 11:16, Reply)

Due to my unhealthy interest in the Aum Supreme Truth cult from Japan,
I myself have read quite a bit about sarin.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 11:22, Reply)

Fucking hideous shit dude.
Every nerve it touches won't stop fireing, you can apparently break your own back with the spasms...
(PsychoChomp, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 11:24, Reply)

Spock's dad was indeed a right cunt.

( Kroney, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 11:55, Reply)

It's not often I agree with Monters
and this time is no different
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 11:16, Reply)

I've grassed my neighbours up for building some jungle gym pleb thing for their kids next door to one of me places
I'm a despicable human being
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 11:17, Reply)

Who have you grassed them up to?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 11:20, Reply)

No names on the internet man

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 11:23, Reply)

Socks and Sandles
Dreadlocks on gingers
fixed wheel bicycles
anyone who rides a vespa and wheres a parker and a stupid cunt red white blue ring helmet
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 24 Jul 2012, 11:21, Reply)

See I've always liked vespas since I was a child, but they're ruined for me now by pricks.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 11:22, Reply)

pricks indeed.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 24 Jul 2012, 11:26, Reply)

Would you allowed to ride it on the cycle paths of Milton Keynes?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 11:30, Reply)

Is it a bicycle?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 11:33, Reply)

You do get those scooters on the continent that have pedals
ou could zip about and if the rozzers catch you, simply cut the engine and tell them you are cycling.

no need to thank me for easing your commute
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 11:38, Reply)

Mopeds.
Not a bicycle. You use the pedals to crank the engine, not drive the wheels.
( Kroney, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 11:40, Reply)

maybe you do, but I'm sute I've seen peasants who have run out of fuel "cycling them"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 11:41, Reply)

That must have been fun.

( Kroney, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 11:42, Reply)

poverty is never fun Kroney, I'm surprised at you

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 11:45, Reply)

I'm guessing you would find a Parka
In a vintage clothes shop.

Happy to help.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 11:34, Reply)

Female Genital Mutilation
and the lack of prosecutions as a consequence.

YES I was listening to woman's hour in the car, NO i don't have my period.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 11:28, Reply)

I like women's hour
apart from the plays they're always shit
(PsychoChomp, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 11:32, Reply)

What's worse than that is that LADs still make jokes about RAPE

(Bazongaloid, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 11:34, Reply)

SURPRISE!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 11:35, Reply)

Taking away the right to die.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 11:32, Reply)

It's morally wrong to make me work on a day like this
it's gloriously sunny and I feel rougher than a badger's ballsack. This has not been improved in any way by just this second finding a whole, completely undigested (and apparently unmasticated) baby sweetcorn in a patient's stool sample.
(berk, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 11:37, Reply)

Thanks Gillian.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 11:41, Reply)

You sound rather ill, Berkie old chum.
I think it's best if you go home.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 11:42, Reply)

As we all know, a badger's ballsack is akin to rough
in the same way that diamond is akin to hard.
(berk, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 11:45, Reply)

I thought most hockey pricks had the old back, crack and sack treatment?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 11:46, Reply)

I think you're confusing us with road cyclists there
or maybe swimmers.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 11:47, Reply)

I always make sure my ballsack is as smooth as a bowling ball when I'm cycling
as I like to leave it dangling out and the hair really adds wind resistance
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 11:48, Reply)

This is the sort of shit that some road cycling pricks claim, yes.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 11:50, Reply)

My ballsack feels fairly perky this morning, frankly.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 11:46, Reply)

Asylum seekers.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 11:41, Reply)

Religon
I have a Ginsters meatball sub thing to eat. But it needs microwaving and I have no microwave, this is a DISASTER
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 11:45, Reply)

sit on it for a bit

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 11:46, Reply)

I'm not bobby, with a mass capable of generating enormous pressure and associated heat
her'd end up with a spicey diamond sub with cheese
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 11:47, Reply)

Anything is morally wrong if I say it is.
And vice versa.
( Kroney, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 11:48, Reply)

Hoxton.
and people that can't fucking park.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 11:48, Reply)

These things are not morally wrong.
I have spoken. Obey.
( Kroney, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 11:49, Reply)

Get to fuck.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 11:50, Reply)

How rude.

( Kroney, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 11:51, Reply)

only joking, petal.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 11:53, Reply)

youparklikeacunt.com/
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 11:50, Reply)

I'm getting some of the tear-off notices
there's a particularly dozy bint in my road who leaves her (natch) 4x4 in a position that isn't so much "parked" as "abandoned in the middle of the road" who will be getting the full passive aggressive treatment.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 11:52, Reply)

+s

( Kroney, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 11:53, Reply)

a long thin turd along the windscreen wiper is the only answer

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 11:54, Reply)

I was actually planning to do this.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 11:55, Reply)

motoringexposure.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/friday-fail-note.jpg
(PsychoChomp, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 12:01, Reply)

25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5x8uvc8eE1qcb5fko1_500.jpg
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 12:11, Reply)

Not keeping ketchup in the fridge

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 11:49, Reply)

I don't keep ketchup in the fridge, whatcha gonna do about it?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 11:50, Reply)

Carry on thinking you're stupid?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 11:53, Reply)

oh, ok then
how's the world of boxs?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 11:55, Reply)

boxes
And it's good thanks. We built a fort out of empty office chair boxes
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 11:58, Reply)

\o/

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 11:59, Reply)

I thinking we could play skittles by launching the old chairs at them

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 12:01, Reply)

You'll need a driver for the chairs

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 12:03, Reply)

Why would you keep ketchup in the fridge?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 11:55, Reply)

Mainly because I think it tastes better

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 11:58, Reply)

Do you keep your HP, HP Fruity, HP Woodsmoke BBQ or HP Honey BBQ sauces in the fridge too?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 12:05, Reply)

No.
I do keep Guinness brown sauce in there though.
And some onion chutney.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 12:06, Reply)

TGB!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 11:51, Reply)

JEFF!

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 11:52, Reply)

I hate tomato sauce.
But this is not the only way that you are wrong, here.
( Kroney, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 11:51, Reply)

fucking hell, it's Grammsie.
How's yer bum for spots?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 11:54, Reply)

I have no idea what this means

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 11:59, Reply)

broadly
"are you well?"
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 11:59, Reply)

Yes ta.
How you keeping? Apart from having very middle class issues with car parking
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 12:00, Reply)

He has also run out of hummous and olives :(

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 12:02, Reply)

I think this qualifies as an emergency
*dials 999~*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 12:03, Reply)

What can I say? I just don't think cunts should be allowed nice things
if they can't use them properly. If you're going to own a vehicle that is just slightly larger than a lorry in a city centre purely for the purpose of transporting your single spawn, the very least you could do it park the fucker in such a way as to not leave it a full metre from the kerb.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 12:08, Reply)

But walking to the kerb is the only excercise they get!

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 12:11, Reply)

all your mums

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 11:51, Reply)

+ are belong to us

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 11:57, Reply)

Shagging your sister

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 11:57, Reply)

Telling complete strangers they can't have abortions.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 11:59, Reply)

WEN THEY KILL THERE BABBYS THEY GO TO HEAVEN WIF DA ANGLES

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 12:00, Reply)

However telling your close family is ok

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 12:00, Reply)

but i can't have an abortion

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 12:02, Reply)