broadly
"are you well?"
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 11:59, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

Yes ta.
How you keeping? Apart from having very middle class issues with car parking
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 12:00, Reply)

He has also run out of hummous and olives :(

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 12:02, Reply)

I think this qualifies as an emergency
*dials 999~*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 12:03, Reply)

What can I say? I just don't think cunts should be allowed nice things
if they can't use them properly. If you're going to own a vehicle that is just slightly larger than a lorry in a city centre purely for the purpose of transporting your single spawn, the very least you could do it park the fucker in such a way as to not leave it a full metre from the kerb.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 12:08, Reply)

But walking to the kerb is the only excercise they get!

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 12:11, Reply)