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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
The answer to "should I have a beer in the garden"
Is always "fucking yes", DG.
Unless it's "should I have wine, beer or gin in the garden?"
In which case it's "all fucking three, motherfucker"
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:46,
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latest was 13 years ago)
You can keep the gin.
The other two, however, I'm all over like a dose of the pox.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:47,
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To think I respected you.
And you don't even like gin.
For shame.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:51,
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Never acquired a taste for it. Same with whisky / whiskey. Can't stand the stuff.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:54,
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WELL TRY HARDER.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:55,
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SHAN'T! I've tried and succeeded enough for one fucking day.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 24 Jul 2012, 17:08,
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Unless it's fucking tipping it down
then the beer might get diluted
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:51,
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It's proper bollocks stuck to inner thigh weather here.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:52,
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Ah, yes, the weakness in the argument.
I was assuming it wasn't raining. And that there actually was a garden, for that matter
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:52,
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We have a garden. And see above.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:53,
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