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	Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW?  Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
	
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 rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
 
	
	The answer to "should I have a beer in the garden"
 	Is always "fucking yes", DG.
Unless it's "should I have wine, beer or gin in the garden?"
In which case it's "all fucking three, motherfucker"
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 the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:46,
	
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	You can keep the gin.
 	The other two, however, I'm all over like a dose of the pox.
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 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:47,
	
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	To think I respected you.
 	And you don't even like gin.
For shame.
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 the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:51,
	
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	Never acquired a taste for it. Same with whisky / whiskey. Can't stand the stuff.
 	
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 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:54,
	
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	WELL TRY HARDER.
 	
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 the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:55,
	
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	SHAN'T! I've tried and succeeded enough for one fucking day.
 	
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 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 24 Jul 2012, 17:08,
	
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	Unless it's fucking tipping it down
 	then the beer might get diluted
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 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:51,
	
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	It's proper bollocks stuck to inner thigh weather here.
 	
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 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:52,
	
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	Ah, yes, the weakness in the argument.
 	I was assuming it wasn't raining. And that there actually was a garden, for that matter
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 the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:52,
	
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	We have a garden. And see above.
 	
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 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:53,
	
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