Not without both hands and a map

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 24 Jul 2012, 21:17, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

How are you keeping cool b3th

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 21:18, Reply)

Thankfully, me being the 'Fonz' of OT, keeping cool is no problem for me.
B3th on the other hand.....
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 21:19, Reply)

I'm the Suzi Quattro of Weston

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 24 Jul 2012, 21:25, Reply)

Write to the b3th fan club....
No 1. Devil Gate Drive
Weston Super Mare
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 21:27, Reply)

Did you see Weston on the news today?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 24 Jul 2012, 21:32, Reply)

No. What happened?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 21:37, Reply)

Since we've had all that horrendous rain lately
it's caused the sewage overspill to flush out in the sea (that's normal practice, it's what it's meant to do)

Now everyone's on the beach, the news people are scaremongering. They showed a lot of people on the beach, and pictures of kids paddling in the brown sea water.
They didn't happen to mention that the sea is always that colour in Weston.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 24 Jul 2012, 21:41, Reply)

Oooh. I'll bet it was that Alex Lovell.
She looks like a right one she does.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 21:42, Reply)

Is she the blonde one?
She wears the weirdest outfits. It always looks like she's trying to squeeze her tits into a dress two sizes too small.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 24 Jul 2012, 21:48, Reply)

Yeah, she sits next to Chris Vacher.
He does the serious news.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 21:54, Reply)

When you can see the sea? last time I went to WSM I didn't realise how far out it went.
Talking of rain and flooding is the cellar OK now?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 21:44, Reply)

What cellar?
What's going on?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 24 Jul 2012, 21:45, Reply)

Hartley is getting you confused with Blousie.
Which is amazing really. Seeing that Blousie gets maximum INTERNET POINTS FOR BEING AWESOME.

And you've yet to hit such dizzy heights.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 21:46, Reply)

I can't keep up you're all awesome in my mind

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 21:49, Reply)

Don't listen to him. I'm just as awesome as Blousie.
He's just internet bullying me.

Thge irony will not be lost on you.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 24 Jul 2012, 21:50, Reply)

Thge?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 21:53, Reply)

Screw you bitch!

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 24 Jul 2012, 21:58, Reply)

Thats it Troll the fucker he deserves all he gets
*runs away whilst the wrath of b3th is directed elsewhere*
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 22:00, Reply)

Meh.
I don't get here as much as I did.

And all you can do is BULLY.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 22:00, Reply)

Meh.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 24 Jul 2012, 22:04, Reply)

we're all the way down the bottom of the page hiding from B3TH
V V V V V loook down V V V V V
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 22:04, Reply)

INTERNET BULLYING

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 24 Jul 2012, 22:06, Reply)

Stevie wonder and Sir Paul lolz
I read Thge as ebony
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 21:53, Reply)