Don't need to be hip.
I'm a loooonnnggg way from hip!

I recommend the £20 selection box with 4 different ones in for a sampler. The Hardcore and American IPAs are superb.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 21:59, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

American IPAs
Drink them as shots
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 22:03, Reply)

Nah, for shots you want
Tactical Nuclear Penguin or Sink The Bismarck
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 22:06, Reply)

This O/T thread is in direct response to your Batman joke.
Shots get it BOOOM BOOOM
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 22:09, Reply)

d'oh
colour me slowwww on the uptake.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 22:12, Reply)

£20 for 4 bottles?
I'll just get 4 bottles of the Blaxland Shiraz on offer at Tescos for 4p less.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 22:13, Reply)

Blaxland?
You racist
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 22:14, Reply)

No, 12 bottles of 4 different types!

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 22:18, Reply)

well, I suppose that's *slightly* better

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 22:36, Reply)

just checked and its five types
Two IPAs, ruby, blonde, and lager.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 22:40, Reply)

Fucking hell
I've just ordered my son a pair of Timberland® Black Eurosprint, only to find out he can't actually wear them for school (still £55 from Next) I may just get them in my size instead
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 22:40, Reply)

What the hell are Black Eurosprints.
And what sort of school bans kids from wearing shoes.

Is he at the Zola Budd academy
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 22:42, Reply)

Some daftly strict school, one kid got suspended for treading on the snow.
www.next.co.uk/x502788s4#841291x50

And these are eurosprints seems like a perfectly good pair of school shoes to me
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 22:44, Reply)

They do look a bit... what's the word... I know.
'Corrective'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 22:45, Reply)

Them boots are perfect for school
once his school trousers cover the tops. 4 pairs the little tyke went through last year, Timberlands are built to last
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 22:51, Reply)

Challenge the decision of the school.
Tell them they are being 'fucking bent' - I can't see you failing to get a result.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 22:52, Reply)

Yeah that will work,
The school dress code is like a copy of the yellow pages
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 22:55, Reply)

They won't fit by the time he goes back to school in September.
Make him wear them everyday in the summer holidays.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 22:57, Reply)

He's got size 11 feet I hope the dont grow anymore

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 22:59, Reply)