Music is naught to do with cheeses
I know not why you think that's so.
Such thoughts confuse the baby Jesus
And one as great as he should know.
If music is the food of love
Well, I myself prefer the brie
Others are moved by Scroobius Pip
But cheddar is the thing for me.
O give me a wedge of camembert
And half a pack of Boursin light
And I will proudly then declare
That cheese must be the heart's delight.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 11:22, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

English sonnet rhyming scheme.
Hope that's okay and you didn't want Italian rhyming scheme.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 11:24, Reply)

of course I want italian rhyming scheme

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 11:40, Reply)

That's a shame

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 11:47, Reply)

DO IT

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 11:51, Reply)

Yeah, it's ok.
Bit cheesy.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 11:27, Reply)

I would've made it less cheesy but I couldn't think of anything to rhyme with "Philidelphia".

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 11:28, Reply)

AIDS?

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 26 Jul 2012, 11:32, Reply)

Better not, I'm driving. Thanks though, next time, yeah?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 11:35, Reply)

fucks sake, that's so bad i pity clicked it

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 11:37, Reply)

Hurrah

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 11:39, Reply)