Morning Leo
How are the rest of the Turtles?

By which I mean your kids.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 11:07, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

Hey Darth
How are the rest of the Gay community?

By which I mean your many male lovers.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 11:10, Reply)

Supple and toned, thank you
The baby oil shortage is hitting us hard though, we've had to resort to using lard
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 11:11, Reply)

HA *office snort*

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 11:12, Reply)

And how's life in the world of laser-eyed hardworking Badgers?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 11:16, Reply)

ROBOT BADGER

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 11:18, Reply)

Oh man I wish I was a robot badger that would be awesome.
But otherwise everything is good thanks. This week has gone super quick. In fact this whole year has!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 11:20, Reply)

I agree
Almost August already? Blimey
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 11:21, Reply)

That's because this year to date has been building up to tonight
The next two weeks are going to be like running through treacle. Or "running", as British sprinters call it.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 11:21, Reply)

FOUR WEEKS
Why do you not class the Paralympics as a worthy event? You heartless bastard.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 11:24, Reply)

Gold, Silver or Bronze?
Still a spacker
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 11:30, Reply)

Flids don't count.
They're not even real people FFS, cyborg cunts.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 11:35, Reply)

Going to Italy in three
Nothing that happens while I'm out there counts
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 11:46, Reply)

This has just reminded me...

The other day my two young sons (aged 11 & 8)were arguing about something when the youngest one pointed at his brother and said 'You're GAY!'

The missus overheard this and interjected, saying something along the lines of: "What you've just said could be offensive to the gay community"

My youngest son paused for a moment, reflected on what he had just heard. He then pointed at his brother and blurted: 'You're the gay community!"

#hadtobethere
(Mr Twisty Cheeky The worst kept secret in B3ta..., Fri 27 Jul 2012, 11:20, Reply)

I dunno, i lolled a little

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 11:27, Reply)