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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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How are the rest of the Turtles?
By which I mean your kids.
( , Fri 27 Jul 2012, 11:07, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

How are the rest of the Gay community?
By which I mean your many male lovers.
( , Fri 27 Jul 2012, 11:10, Reply)

The baby oil shortage is hitting us hard though, we've had to resort to using lard
( , Fri 27 Jul 2012, 11:11, Reply)

But otherwise everything is good thanks. This week has gone super quick. In fact this whole year has!
( , Fri 27 Jul 2012, 11:20, Reply)

The next two weeks are going to be like running through treacle. Or "running", as British sprinters call it.
( , Fri 27 Jul 2012, 11:21, Reply)

Why do you not class the Paralympics as a worthy event? You heartless bastard.
( , Fri 27 Jul 2012, 11:24, Reply)

They're not even real people FFS, cyborg cunts.
( , Fri 27 Jul 2012, 11:35, Reply)

Nothing that happens while I'm out there counts
( , Fri 27 Jul 2012, 11:46, Reply)

The other day my two young sons (aged 11 & 8)were arguing about something when the youngest one pointed at his brother and said 'You're GAY!'
The missus overheard this and interjected, saying something along the lines of: "What you've just said could be offensive to the gay community"
My youngest son paused for a moment, reflected on what he had just heard. He then pointed at his brother and blurted: 'You're the gay community!"
#hadtobethere
( , Fri 27 Jul 2012, 11:20, Reply)
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