Our neighbour came in to have a drink this evening, and shared this fantastic story.
When he was working in the ambulance service in the 80s or so, he was cleaning out an ambulance after bringing someone to hospital and found a big bar of resin, about £200 worth, dropped by the vehicle’s previous passenger.
Sure enough, the patient comes out of the hospital, still all bandaged up and certainly not fit to leave, and anxiously asks him if he’d found his “wallet” in the ambulance. He says no, and with perfect timing the police pull up nearby attending something else in the hospital. The officers come over to the guy, who was presumably shitting himself with fear by now, and offer to search the ambulance for the missing “wallet”, and of course don’t find it, so they take the guy back inside.

I can only hope he had a fun few weeks with his haul.
( Bentley T. Coon miles and miles of piles, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 4:58, 9 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

OH MY GOD!!!! THAT IS THE MOST FANTASTIC STORY I HAVE EVR HEARD!!!!!
IT HAS EVERYTHING YOU NEED FOR A GREAT STORY, A REFERENCE TO MASSIVE DRUGS, AND ... YEAH, ALL THAT STUFF!!!!!!
(Bazongaloid, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 7:34, Reply)

This has to be a troll.
In a week when there is no QOTW there is a shit story about MASSIVE DRUGS on OT. You're a very bad person Bennettine, and you should be ashamed of yourself; trying to turn OT into QOTW, tsk.
( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 10:04, Reply)

That really sits badly with me, a medic is in a position of trust.
I think they're worst than your common garden thief, because they're only there because society trusts them.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 13:31, Reply)

Oh, I dunno.
He probably saved that guy from a long jail time, which would have been worth the 220 pounds to him if he'd been asked. Besides, he couldn't just hand it back, could he?
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Sat 28 Jul 2012, 15:10, Reply)

Yeah', thats why he did it, to save a guy with an excessive amount of drugs; more than likely a dealer; from being in trouble the the law.
If he binned it, then I'd have some respect for the guy.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 15:31, Reply)

GONZ FOR GOLD MEDAL SANCTIMONY
GO TEAM GB
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 15:50, Reply)

GO TEAM NHS
I don't know about anyone else, but the unsung heros of the NHS. Those who are washing shit up every day under extreme financing cuts are the _true_ TEAM GB.

LETS GO N H S, LETS GO ! LETS GO N H S, LETS GO !
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 17:12, Reply)

Dirty liberal pinko leftie commie pinko scum.
GO TEAM GB
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 17:14, Reply)

needless to say that was his first mistake

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 13:50, Reply)