He's attracted to men and his wife caught him in the sack with Ronan Keating.
He's worried that Ronan may now be pregnant as he didn't wear a 'johnny' and he spunked up his bum.

Now he's lost his job and been shunned by the local community so he's come on here in the hope of making some cool new friends.

That's basically it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 11:54, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

These words taste like lies.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 30 Jul 2012, 11:55, Reply)

Nah seriously man. Seriously.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 11:58, Reply)

I wonder if i should gaz him and explain how babies is the least of his worries when it comes to having sex in the back side.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 30 Jul 2012, 12:03, Reply)

I think it would be a load off his mind.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 12:08, Reply)

it was in his bum.. not his face...

(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 12:29, Reply)