That sounds revolting.
How would you plump them up yourself? With a bicycle pump or something?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:21, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

how the fuck do you think the beans in a heinz can or sainsbury's can or whatever originally come as you twit?
They get them dried, hydrate them, and then cover them in that shitty salty tomato sauce. And then stuff them in a tin.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:23, Reply)

You sneaky editor.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:23, Reply)

Same way you plump up pillows

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:25, Reply)

Are you saying Poppet here could stuff pillows up her noonie?
It that what you're saying? That she could - and should - with a bicycle pump??????
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:31, Reply)

I think it is, and I think we need to BAN THIS SICK FILTH!

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:36, Reply)

I've really gone off that 'localboy' chap now.
I thought he was alright but it seems that all along he was harbouring some kind of racist agenda, involving pillows. I am saddened that things have come to this, in this so-called 'modern' world, too.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:38, Reply)