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He spends his whole time looking at birds.
Straight as, I'd say.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 16:13,
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And naked birds, at that.
Case proved I reckon.
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BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 16:14,
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Right as always, Bri, right as always.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 16:17,
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Alright? Thanks for the Chimichurri. Excellent stuff.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 16:27,
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Not bad at all ta. Glad you enjoyed it.
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BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 16:32,
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but are they underage birds?
eh? eh? and i bet he's seen a cockatoo
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 16:15,
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i have that on a cushion
it says "i've never had a parrot but i've kissed a cockatoo"
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 16:15,
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The elegant and classy Northern wit at work
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Kroney, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 16:16,
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the lady who sewed my cushions was from surrey and had a cut glass accent
so stick that up your syphilis infested japs eye
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 16:17,
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Sewed your cushions?
So you commissioned her for it?
Oh dear. I thought they were a novelty present or something, not an item that you specifically requested. Oh swipe :(
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Kroney, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 16:18,
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i have lots of them
when you have magnolia walls, a cream carpet, and a cream sofa, there has to be colour somewhere.
feel free to buy me MOAR presents.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 16:19,
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Not when I'm not getting anything in return, I won't
and no, the "benefit" of your company doesn't count.
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Kroney, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 16:20,
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lovely, thanks for sharing
now i can imagine it covered in your teeth marks too, brilliant
and shit stains, loads and loads of shit stains, and it being greasy with lube, and all that not-bacon you eat
you filthy, disgusting cunt
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 16:17,
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hang on
i said "cushion". not "your mum's pants".
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 16:17,
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well played
absolute blinder, there
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 16:18,
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it was that or "your dad's bedding"
why not both
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 16:19,
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cos papi don't sing to me no more :(
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 16:20,
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