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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Fuck that shit.
What events do you think will be appropriate for the b3ta olympics?

That's right it's like a round from I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue, but only if you imagine the panel are retards.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 15:44, 128 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
Anything related to the Spacker Olympics in a few weeks time.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 15:46, Reply)
There should be blind football
but they're not blind they just don't like football so they think if they just close their eyes it'll go away.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 15:47, Reply)
test lol

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 19:01, Reply)
drawing with crayons

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 15:47, Reply)
whinge-off
arm flailing
sex pestery
most lies in a minute

etc
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 15:47, Reply)
Lunch Marathon
26 meals in 4 hours.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 15:48, Reply)

Pizza eating
Wanking
Crying
Chewing the head dobber
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 15:48, Reply)
sweaty palm clinging
competitors are shown a photo of megan fox and then stuck to a glass wall by their sweaty hands, last to fall off wins
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 15:50, Reply)
Haha.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 15:50, Reply)
Ballroom flouncing.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 15:52, Reply)
That's not funny.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 15:53, Reply)
You haven't seen his wife !!

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 15:59, Reply)
She'd win gold at the para(so)lympics!!!!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 16:00, Reply)
she's got bags of personality though

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 16:01, Reply)
Trollathlon?
think it's bindun, though.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 15:53, Reply)
Penis photography

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 15:53, Reply)
Last laugh contest.
Everyone in a stadium tells a story and laughs at how funny it is, whoever is the last person laughing wins "respect"
(PsychoChomp, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 15:54, Reply)
100 metres trolley dash.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 30 Jul 2012, 15:54, Reply)

sweatiest moob.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 15:56, Reply)
Throwing the toys from the pram.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 15:56, Reply)
Ukulele jump

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 15:58, Reply)
Sooo...Chris Packham.
Nonce or poove?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 15:58, Reply)
I've shagged his cousin.
His *female* cousin, comedians.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 15:59, Reply)
Soooo....
Nonce or poove?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 15:59, Reply)
WTFAYBOA?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 16:01, Reply)
Chris Packham.
Nonce or poove?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 16:08, Reply)
but why the question?
i know he's lispy and a bit weird but i think he's married or something? is there something in the news i've missed?

i'd say he was a poove, but you never know
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 16:09, Reply)
Because I wanted an answer, Q
Honestly, do I really have to explain how the English language works again? :(
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 16:11, Reply)
BUT WHY???
WHY THE ASSUMPTION THAT A MAN NOBODY'S CARED ABOUT FOR 20 YEARS COULD BE A BUMMER OR A NONCE?

WHY????????????????
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 16:12, Reply)
Cos he's well creepy innit

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 16:15, Reply)
i guess a bit yeah
some bird i know fancied him though
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 16:17, Reply)
He spends his whole time looking at birds.
Straight as, I'd say.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 16:13, Reply)
And naked birds, at that.
Case proved I reckon.
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 16:14, Reply)
Right as always, Bri, right as always.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 16:17, Reply)
Alright? Thanks for the Chimichurri. Excellent stuff.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 16:27, Reply)
Not bad at all ta. Glad you enjoyed it.

(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 16:32, Reply)
but are they underage birds?
eh? eh? and i bet he's seen a cockatoo
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 16:15, Reply)
i have that on a cushion
it says "i've never had a parrot but i've kissed a cockatoo"
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 16:15, Reply)
The elegant and classy Northern wit at work

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 16:16, Reply)
the lady who sewed my cushions was from surrey and had a cut glass accent
so stick that up your syphilis infested japs eye
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 16:17, Reply)
Sewed your cushions?
So you commissioned her for it?

Oh dear. I thought they were a novelty present or something, not an item that you specifically requested. Oh swipe :(
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 16:18, Reply)
i have lots of them
when you have magnolia walls, a cream carpet, and a cream sofa, there has to be colour somewhere.

feel free to buy me MOAR presents.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 16:19, Reply)
Not when I'm not getting anything in return, I won't
and no, the "benefit" of your company doesn't count.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 16:20, Reply)
lovely, thanks for sharing
now i can imagine it covered in your teeth marks too, brilliant

and shit stains, loads and loads of shit stains, and it being greasy with lube, and all that not-bacon you eat

you filthy, disgusting cunt
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 16:17, Reply)
hang on
i said "cushion". not "your mum's pants".
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 16:17, Reply)
well played
absolute blinder, there
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 16:18, Reply)
it was that or "your dad's bedding"
why not both
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 16:19, Reply)
cos papi don't sing to me no more :(

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 16:20, Reply)
You *can* be both, you know.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 16:01, Reply)
He hates Pandas
so he's great
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 16:14, Reply)
Pandas *are* shit
I'll give him that. Evolutionary dead-ends, should be left to die out the way Nature intends.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 16:16, Reply)
400 meter noncing

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 15:59, Reply)
Well Daley has fucked up the diving the prick.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 15:59, Reply)
He's just there to pose for billboard adverts.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 16:00, Reply)
They did really well in the first three rounds
They were leading, but then they got a score in the low 70s and came forth.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 16:01, Reply)
same thing happened at the archery yesterday
pricks
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 16:02, Reply)
at least the volleyball team had the dignity to lose from the start

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 16:04, Reply)
And multiplied?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 16:04, Reply)
This means nothing to me.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 16:08, Reply)
Afternoon 'Midge'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 16:09, Reply)
oh, vienna

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 16:09, Reply)
fucks sake
it's just falling with style, how do you fuck that up?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 16:01, Reply)
By not having any style?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 16:02, Reply)
he's the justin bieber of falling off planks, how can he not have any style?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 16:03, Reply)
oh god damn it
i zinged you so good in the previous thread and now you're all over here and up in someone else's grille.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 16:06, Reply)
link me up, shitfertits

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 16:07, Reply)
found it, thanks swipe
xxxxx
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 16:11, Reply)
shit for tits?
i quite like that. i am stealing it.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 16:14, Reply)
:(
mentally scarring images there
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 16:18, Reply)
Well they hit the water. So the falling bit they had BANG ON, just the style bit I think.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 16:02, Reply)
as usual, gravity's done more than its fair share of the work

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 16:03, Reply)
I liked his Decathlon game.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 16:02, Reply)
We're currently 17th in the medal tables
Beaten by such excellent countries as Georgia, Romania, Kazakhstan, South Korea, Best Korea, and France.
:(((
(PsychoChomp, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 16:06, Reply)
I think that's brilliant.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 16:10, Reply)
Titgaz relay

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 15:59, Reply)
BRING ME THE SHED OF ALFREDO GARCIA
it's funny because they say it every week.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 16:03, Reply)
Internet Hardmanning
with various weight classes starting from heavyweight and going up.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 16:04, Reply)
Long distance pandering
endurance insulting
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 16:10, Reply)
Can we have a thread of song title puns or themes please?
I can't help with sports threads.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 16:16, Reply)
You should listen to Todays "New Elizabethan" on Radio 4, it was all about Bowie.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 16:20, Reply)
Oh man I really should! He's excellent.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 16:21, Reply)
I know how you like to get angry about things that really don't matter.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 16:28, Reply)
Nigga gotta have a hobby.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 16:29, Reply)
"gots ta", Shirley?

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 16:59, Reply)
There was an excellent interview of Mike Oldfield by Johnny Walker on Radio 2 yesterday.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 16:32, Reply)
He's an odd chap, is our Michael.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 16:37, Reply)
Which is what made it interesting.
Didn't realise Walker was still alive tbh.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 16:42, Reply)
i like his whiskey

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 16:53, Reply)
I like his condoms

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 16:57, Reply)
Oh god, I don't know...erm...
Discus?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 16:21, Reply)
+s

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 16:24, Reply)
twtj

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 16:24, Reply)
Do you think the B3ta Womens Beach Volleyball
would be as nice to watch as the actual Womens Beach Volleyball?
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 16:28, Reply)
careful...
no
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 16:28, Reply)
I think I've seen that before
tinyurl.com/d82fzh8
(PsychoChomp, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 16:30, Reply)
I'm watching the Brazil vs German game
Of course, they all have lovely bottoms.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 16:31, Reply)
Not too great in the tits dept, from what I saw at the weekend.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 16:32, Reply)
I'm an arse man all the way
Ladies arses of course I'm not a Quender
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 16:33, Reply)
Perhaps it's time
we worked out which sports have the hottest men. I'm pretty impressed with the gymnast guys and there is something about cyclists' legs...
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 16:36, Reply)
My mother in law thinks Tom Daley has a nice body
He looks about 12 making her a paedo even if he is over 16
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 16:37, Reply)
Yeah, he's 18 or something
but still, a bit on the young side
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 16:38, Reply)
Also
My wife thinks my legs are my best feature and that's down to all the cycling. Mind you, my face was never going to win
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 16:39, Reply)
Isn't your face any good at cycling?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 16:50, Reply)
It can't reach the pedals.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 16:51, Reply)
(clicked)

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 16:39, Reply)
Stunned poster is, as we speak, at the Beach Volleyball.
It's
a) 'great' and
b) 'you can drink in the stands and everything'

So there you have it.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 16:35, Reply)
I'm thinking of going with the girl on friday.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 16:36, Reply)
RobinsonCrusoelolz

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 16:38, Reply)
I can drink wherever I like.
I have my rather generously sized flask in Glenlivet with me at most times. Made the Dark Knight Rises almost watchable
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 16:36, Reply)
didn't you like it mr PJ?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 16:40, Reply)
It was retarded
You have a terrorist under the city with a fucking army. do you A. Send every cop in the city down there or B. Call in the fucking Army.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 16:42, Reply)
i'm gonna go with B.
is it B?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 16:43, Reply)
ooh ooh, or C. Blow up the thing above the terrosists to kill them easily

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 16:43, Reply)
See if someone with your mental disability can see that then why couldn't they

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 16:45, Reply)
i have a mental disability? :(

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 16:45, Reply)

? :(
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 16:51, Reply)
that looks like some sort of secret facistic symbol type thing

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 16:53, Reply)
So, Barry Davies' job is fairly safe then?

(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 16:37, Reply)
I'm not so sure...
Latest:

'Mmmm, girls with nice arses, lovely'
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 16:39, Reply)
The dirty old scrotter.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 16:41, Reply)
I have just sent him a text telling him not to get arrested or spunk in his pants. I'm not confident of his ability to adhere to this guidance.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 16:41, Reply)
ITS THE OFFTOPIC CRAZY GANG ON THEIR PHONES AGAIN

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 16:44, Reply)
You should share your number Rory.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 16:45, Reply)
yeah, Rory
put it here so we can all text bomb you and make you feel loved
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 16:46, Reply)
WE COULD ALL TEXT HIM OUR SECRETS!!!

(PsychoChomp, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 16:47, Reply)
Unstoppable comedy - DAY OR NIGHT!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 16:50, Reply)
ROFFLE PROOF PHONES ESSENTIAL

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 16:51, Reply)
Can't be any worse than this place at the moment.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 16:52, Reply)

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