Battered. is Wormy planning on going into advertising?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 30 Jul 2012, 21:26, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

He gazzed me several months ago asking for advice about it.
He is a fucking wanker. Having met the cunt at a bash I decided to give him false advice.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 21:29, Reply)

Shitting hell.
I hope that's not what you did to me. I know where you live, you know.

Well, I don't know where you live. But Monty probably does, and he'd totally sell you out for a fiver.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 30 Jul 2012, 21:32, Reply)

No. I gave you proper advice that I hope you found helpful

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 21:33, Reply)

Do I have a job yet?
DO I?

loljk it was good advice, thanks.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 30 Jul 2012, 21:38, Reply)

Ooh, you are awful
but I like you.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 30 Jul 2012, 21:32, Reply)

You know who I like?
YOUR MISSUS.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 30 Jul 2012, 21:33, Reply)

OMG ME TOO!!!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 30 Jul 2012, 21:47, Reply)

Love you too honey. xx

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 21:33, Reply)

A bloke went to a fancy dress party
completely naked apart from a sheet of sandpaper taped to his cock.

"Who have you come as?" asked the host.

"Dick Emery."
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 30 Jul 2012, 21:48, Reply)

Was that the same bloke that went to a fancy dress party naked apart from a condom hanging off his face?
When he was asked who he had attended as he replied "fuck nose"

Try the veal etc.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 21:51, Reply)