I once bought a bronze cast horse
approx 1ft in length.

It was mounted on a plastic - wood lookalike block, with detailed - bevelled edge. I bought it in china, for my brother... the reason the purchase?

If you pushed its tail down, its eyes would light up neon blue, and a flame would pop out of its mouth, meanwhile you could hear galloping hooves and a big NIIEEEEGGGH as if it had come to a halt...
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:36, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

after spliff number 5
That gets worrying.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:44, Reply)

that's one fucking giant cigarette lighter

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:44, Reply)

it was immense... Ill try and see if the internets has a picture i can show you

(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:46, Reply)

it was like
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in terms of material and look, butlike this:

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and yes, it was about 12 inches long...
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:50, Reply)

oh shit, i can see the matrix

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:51, Reply)

amended ;)

(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:51, Reply)

too late man, there's no blue pill that can take that shit back

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:53, Reply)

but... WHY?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:58, Reply)

just because
who wouldnt want to light a cigarette with the mouth of a bronze neon blue eyed horse?
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 10:33, Reply)

Did you indeed, 'Dan dan dan', did you really?
Is that so? I see.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:46, Reply)

indeedy
to be sure
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:52, Reply)