Hey if they weren't happy with your service
darling - send them to your pimp.
& in future make sure you do like your mum does & get the moola up-front.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 10:43, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Haha, yeah

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 10:54, Reply)

What happened to your okcupid account?
Did your wife find out?
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 10:55, Reply)

Oh Rory
I read your arguement with EMV yesterday. Brilliant stuff. I especially liked the 'Optimus Prime isn't even in my top 10' bit. Just wanted to say I love your work.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 10:58, Reply)

That little subthread there
makes the 8-odd years I've wasted on here seem perfectly worthwhile.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 11:00, Reply)

It was perfect
One of those real facepalm moments.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 11:02, Reply)

I wish he's link me his optimus prime porn :(

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 11:03, Reply)

My god, who would admit to that?
But it was thoroughly entertaining, so thank you.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 11:04, Reply)

Oh my God
He has an Optimus Prime porn site? That's...unusual.
( Kroney, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 11:14, Reply)

i just googled optimus prime porn
i was not happy with the results :(
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 11:15, Reply)

hahaha

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 11:19, Reply)

NSFW but omg so LOL
www.randomnude.com/?attachment_id=55514
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 11:24, Reply)

Haha I was just debating whether to link that.
I did a Muttley laugh at that.
( Kroney, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 11:25, Reply)

he's quite well endowed, too

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 11:27, Reply)

Of course he is
He's Optimus Prime!

ROLL OUT
( Kroney, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 11:29, Reply)

You don't know what that means to me

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 11:03, Reply)

Link plzzz

(PsychoChomp, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 11:06, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/tantrums/post1683134
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 11:08, Reply)

ahahaha!
he has a top ten transformers!
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 11:13, Reply)

I know right?
So great.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 11:15, Reply)

i wish i could at least name ten transformers, i feel like sucha failure
:(
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 11:17, Reply)

Let alone putting them into the order in which you prefer them
GROWN MEN LADIES AND GENTLEMEN...GROWN MEN.
Mind you, men that are into My Little Pony is worse, I think.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 11:18, Reply)

i dunno, at least my little pony worship has some street cred
i'm gonna give my top ten transformers a bash here;
the baddie one, megatron 1st
then sideswipe
barrycade
starscr3am
soundcavy
the dinosaur ones
bumblebaldmonkey
montipus Prime

is that enough? i tried to make some of them like b3ta names with barry and swipe in there
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 11:22, Reply)

very brilliant Q

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 11:52, Reply)

Brilliant, just brilliant.
I'm reassured to know that none of the people involved in that got upset at all.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 11:15, Reply)

Oh no, not at all
You'd be crazy to assume that
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 11:17, Reply)

Still not getting it.
Maybe you should elucidate.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 11:02, Reply)