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OH HAI!
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:05,
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:)
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thealternativefact, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:06,
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I think Al was outside my house yesterday looking at the millionaires shortbread
Because this morning there was a random massive puddle on the path
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:09,
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The man is a menace.
I'm having curry with him on Thursday.
*dreads Friday morning's texts*
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thealternativefact, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:10,
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oh dear.
I will lookout for the pictures of broken toilets on facebook. Also I'd like to know what level of meat heat sweats he gets to.
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:11,
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I'll take pictures.*
*Of his face, only
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thealternativefact, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:12,
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Actually, that might be almost as bad.
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thealternativefact, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:13,
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Will you be able to get far enough away to get his face in shot?
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:14,
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*builds spaceship*
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thealternativefact, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:17,
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I love the idea of you parking your spaceship in Asda, squashing all the cars
getting out pointing and saying "OOPS!" before laughing manically.
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:20,
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You know what?
So do I.
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thealternativefact, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:21,
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I thought you would
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:22,
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I did say he was looking in at the window....
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:13,
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looking in at licking
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thealternativefact, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:13,
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This is why you have had no requests
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:14,
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But we do all love Al
in a 'special' way
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:15,
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I love Al's laugh.
If he didn't have such an awesome laugh I wouldn't love him at all
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:17,
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And his smiley face
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:17,
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Shame he's such a cunt
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:17,
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I dunno - I think his cuntishness is his best feature.
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thealternativefact, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:18,
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Andrew doesn't love him
Andrew hates him
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:18,
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Andrew hates him because when they go for dinner with Al
Andrew doesn't get thirds.
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:19,
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I don't hate Al, I just think he's a knob
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:46,
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And his belly like a bowlful of jelly
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:18,
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pork pie jelly
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:21,
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I think he could well have
Rock Hard Abs
TM now because of all the running.
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:22,
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But she's a terrible bully
And I'm kind and lovely.
and terribly middle class
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:30,
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How rude!
I'm a
brilliant bully.
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thealternativefact, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:30,
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My apologies
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:31,
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hahahaaaahahaa
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