Steak and chips.
Mustard.
Pint of Beer.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:51, 5 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

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( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:52, Reply)

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( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:55, Reply)

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( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:58, Reply)

Totally not what she wanted to hear.
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( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:02, Reply)

Ho ho....she's a cunt she is

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:06, Reply)

Do you think David Cameron wears briefs or boxers?
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( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:20, Reply)

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If you rape a pokemon does it count?
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( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:41, Reply)

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( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:53, Reply)

i' e done loads of work today,
Totally earned it. Pit the beer order through, ordered some wine for the ladies, sent 4 emails to bookings, sorted out a band for Saturday night and played at least 10 games of freecell.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:57, Reply)

still no wank?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:58, Reply)

no. :(

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:01, Reply)

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( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:05, Reply)

What cut of steak?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:53, Reply)

They all taste the same.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:53, Reply)

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( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:55, Reply)

Not entirely correct.
Fat content influences flavour and the level of fat varies dependent on the cut.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:56, Reply)

prick

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:58, Reply)

Twat

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:01, Reply)

Cunt

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:03, Reply)

wanker

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:05, Reply)

quender

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:21, Reply)

just a little minute steak.
Light lunch.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:54, Reply)

Well if it's a minute steak
then of course it's little!
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:55, Reply)

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( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:05, Reply)

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(PsychoChomp, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:53, Reply)

What kind of mustard?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:54, Reply)

Tracklements beer mustard

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:55, Reply)

That's a new one, not heard of that before.
Any good?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:57, Reply)

tasty nyomnyomnyom
www.tracklements.co.uk/products/mustards/beer_mustard/
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:00, Reply)

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( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:01, Reply)

i think i'd agree with you if i understood a word of what you just said.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:03, Reply)

www.tracklements.co.uk/products/mustards/strong_english_mustard/
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:09, Reply)