That's a really distressing story right there.
I cannot honestly remember the last time I vomited. Not for a few years I think.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 15:05, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Hard to puke up when you're living on a diet of nearly nothing.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 15:08, Reply)

I can't afford to lose the beer :o(
Plus, I'm fuckin' NAILS.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 15:11, Reply)

NAILS. existing on a diet of gruel and despair.

bet you're having a better day than me though...


( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 15:13, Reply)

I bet I'm fucking not.
I'm teetering on the brink today. I did have rather a late night last night but even without that, everything imaginable has gone wrong and I've not got sufficient staff to sort it all out.

Not a happy chappie today.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 15:17, Reply)

this is why i love my job,
If all else fails, close the doors, and drink the stock.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 15:20, Reply)

the chicken stock?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 15:22, Reply)

red wine gravy

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 15:31, Reply)

The ultimate 'plan B'.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 15:22, Reply)

I bet it hits quite close to home doesn't it.
It must be scary knowing that next time your daughter has to call for an ambulance for you that there's a pretty good chance that they'll never find her.
( Bazongaloid, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 15:24, Reply)