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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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This is a strange story here.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leeds-19062560

How can they not find out the address or name of the child?
find out from the number, if it's a mobile it'll be registered to a person, if it's a landline it'll be registered to an address.

WTF?

Alt: When was the last time you vommited?
(PsychoChomp, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:54, 117 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
Poor little thing
alt: fucking yonks ago and it was due to illness rather than booze in take
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:57, Reply)
This makes no sence
I've called 999 before and they know where you are calling from before you start. They also keep the line open so how did the call last 30 minutes, it should still be ongoing, did they just give up on her?
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:59, Reply)
maybe she hung up?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 15:00, Reply)
it says she was on the phone for 33 minutes

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 15:01, Reply)
They would call straight back.
Can't understand how they can't trace through the electoral role, NHS records etc.

Alt: a couple of months ago in Bristol. Thought I had got away with it without being seen, but DG spotted it.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 15:02, Reply)
Ha ha.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 15:09, Reply)
He, on the other hand, hasn't barbecued his own cock.
You win, you lose.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 15:11, Reply)
You'd need a damn big barbeque.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 15:11, Reply)
You'd never be able to see over even a moderately large barbecue
let alone sling your length over the grill.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 15:12, Reply)
I once ralphed in a phonebox on park street, tru story

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 15:10, Reply)
I once vomited all over some poor sod on the tube late at night. Gave her £20 for her dry cleaning and got off at the next stop.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 15:11, Reply)
I've done some call tracing it's not hard takes a couple of hours.
The data is all there you just need to send formal requests to BT. Then as it's a mobile to the carrier that originally routed it.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 15:12, Reply)
Even when they hang up they keep the line open
Loads of kids used to prank call 999 when we were at school and the next person to pick up the phone always had the operator on the other end.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 15:05, Reply)
Also when you dial 999 it tell you the number you are calling from before the call starts
They should have the phone number easily.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 15:06, Reply)
Never mind it was a mobile

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 15:06, Reply)
Even so there's ways to get the rough location, that's how ambulance calls get through to the local ambulance service.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 15:11, Reply)
And most mobiles give their number when you call someone

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 15:18, Reply)
All are available to the network, you can choose to stop sending it on to the reciever, but that doesn't work with emergancy services.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 15:20, Reply)
So they should have a number

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 15:24, Reply)
So they should call her maybe.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 15:30, Reply)
That sounds crazy

(Bazongaloid, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 15:33, Reply)
alt: about 3 or 4 weeks ago
because it turns out my body doesn't work properly
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 15:01, Reply)
woah woah, how do we know you're not trying to pull a ploppy?
do you have any proof of this, apart from what is clearly a link to your blog?
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 15:03, Reply)
Because it's a hoax.
alt: dunno, it's been a long time. I think it might have been my 30th Birthday.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 15:04, Reply)
You chundered after becky's birthday t'other year.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 15:11, Reply)
what are you the puke police?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 15:11, Reply)
Haha.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 15:12, Reply)
that was several years ago

(Bazongaloid, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 15:15, Reply)
About three, I think.
I just remember it pissing down all night and lampito puking pernod and black over her docs.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 15:20, Reply)
And then having her mouth raped by Bill.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 15:23, Reply)
Oh, yeah.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 15:24, Reply)
I've vomited
but never vommited.

New style for the modern era?
(ParaSitius is an Optimistic Pessimist, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 15:04, Reply)
Now call him a prick yeah
that's how this spelling test works
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 15:06, Reply)
Do I have to delete the thread now?
I don't know what to do.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 15:10, Reply)
quick tell a fanciful story about how you used to go out with someone who looked like a sports star but had bigger tits

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 15:12, Reply)
I once went out with a girl who looked like Fatima Whitbred,
I chucked her.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 15:16, Reply)
BUT HOW FAR DID SHE GO!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 15:17, Reply)
I once went out with a girl who looked like (go)TEAM GB womens footballer Kelly Smith
but she gave me the boot.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 15:18, Reply)
I once went out with a girl who looked like Paula Radcliffe
but the sex was shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 15:22, Reply)
She could go for miles though

(PsychoChomp, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 15:22, Reply)
i really fucked that one up, can I have a second try?
'I once went out with a girl who looked like Paula Radcliffe but she dumped me'.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 15:23, Reply)
LOL

(PsychoChomp, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 15:24, Reply)
I once went out with someone who looked like Sally Gunnel
but I had to end it, the relationship had too many hurdles.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 15:23, Reply)
Thread deletion is always well lol
follow your heart psychochomp, follow your heart
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 15:13, Reply)
That's a really distressing story right there.
I cannot honestly remember the last time I vomited. Not for a few years I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 15:05, Reply)
Hard to puke up when you're living on a diet of nearly nothing.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 15:08, Reply)
I can't afford to lose the beer :o(
Plus, I'm fuckin' NAILS.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 15:11, Reply)

NAILS. existing on a diet of gruel and despair.

bet you're having a better day than me though...


(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 15:13, Reply)
I bet I'm fucking not.
I'm teetering on the brink today. I did have rather a late night last night but even without that, everything imaginable has gone wrong and I've not got sufficient staff to sort it all out.

Not a happy chappie today.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 15:17, Reply)
this is why i love my job,
If all else fails, close the doors, and drink the stock.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 15:20, Reply)
the chicken stock?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 15:22, Reply)
red wine gravy

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 15:31, Reply)
The ultimate 'plan B'.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 15:22, Reply)
I bet it hits quite close to home doesn't it.
It must be scary knowing that next time your daughter has to call for an ambulance for you that there's a pretty good chance that they'll never find her.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 15:24, Reply)
Alt: Not for years
I almost did a few weeks ago after some herbal refreshment. Years of unsanitary kitchen conditions mean that food poisoning just gives me the shits, and my alcohol tolerance is such that I pass out well before the vomiting stage.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 15:05, Reply)
Probably a hoax
Alt: A few months ago. I was poorly* :(


*not drunk.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 15:06, Reply)
"poorly" is the equivilant of "dear" for expensive
or "couch" for sofa etc etc
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 15:14, Reply)
Fantastic

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 15:17, Reply)
The best one is "bent spastic" for "NakedApe"

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 15:18, Reply)
it's a public service

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 15:18, Reply)
That's hideous.
Alt: Not got a good while now, can't actually remember the last time
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 15:12, Reply)
Would be hard for a three year old to read an address :(

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 15:13, Reply)

Poor little bugger.

Alt: Last Friday in the bogs at the gym.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 15:14, Reply)
punishing 100yrd dash eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 15:15, Reply)

Nope, really heavy toilet door.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 15:17, Reply)
I haven't vomitted from anything other than illness in years.
I have an inbuilt killswitch that stops me from drinking beyond a certain point.

It also seems to switch on my homing instinct. I'll leave without saying anything to anybody. Must be a crossed wire somewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 15:14, Reply)

ing +o
(PsychoChomp, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 15:15, Reply)
LOL!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 15:15, Reply)

ing o

obvious.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 15:15, Reply)
In your own time, Shortround.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 15:15, Reply)
I have a drinking killswitch, i call it "The WIfe"!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 15:16, Reply)
LOL!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 15:17, Reply)
Hahahahaha DUCK TAPE

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 15:17, Reply)
i wonder how long until she eats her mum

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 15:14, Reply)
great minds, cavester

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 15:32, Reply)
*kills self*

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 15:33, Reply)
She should have told her to dial 999 on the home phone

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 15:15, Reply)
Maybe they were povvo scum with no home phone.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 15:19, Reply)
Alt: about 6 years ago
After eating some smoked garlic and stuffed vine leaves. Never been so sick in my life.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 15:17, Reply)
Fucking Greek cunts
coming over here poisoning our Geordies
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 15:19, Reply)
i've definitely seen people traced from less information than that on here.
THE INTERNET OF JUSTICE MUST BE USED ONE FINAL TIME!
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 15:18, Reply)
Kibbutz lols

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 15:19, Reply)
Exactly
I call shenanigans
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 15:19, Reply)
I fail to see how telephoning an Irish bar will help at this difficult time.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 15:20, Reply)
It's like Cheers
They know everyone
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 15:22, Reply)
officelolz

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 15:23, Reply)
Totach (sp?) was the best one.
Old Chompers here zinged his Israeli ass back into the stone age. It was LOLeriffic to the power of LOL.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 15:20, Reply)
oh yeah,
Alt. I quite often do that little sick in my mouth thing and swallow it again.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 15:23, Reply)
those chinkys are good at diving aint they?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 15:29, Reply)
they is well dope

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 15:31, Reply)
I am pretending to pick up tips from the archery

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 15:34, Reply)
i did archery on saturday
i missed my target :(
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 15:35, Reply)
what distance?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 15:36, Reply)
dunno about ten foot

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 15:38, Reply)
maybe ten metres, even so
i was shit
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 15:39, Reply)
at first it's about grouping
(getting them close together) rather than worrying about hitting the middle
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 15:39, Reply)
yeah rub it in why don't you, you LARPy cunt

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 15:42, Reply)
ha
I'm shit at it, I just needed someone to be worse than me.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 15:42, Reply)
i could get better with practice and shoot you in the eye from like a million yards

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 15:44, Reply)
seems unlikely

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 15:44, Reply)
not as unlikely as you finding a boyfriend

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 15:46, Reply)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 15:47, Reply)
soz, i'd feel bad about that but it was the burningest burn i could come up with and i'm well happy about it
to be fair
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 15:48, Reply)
i hope you're happy
I am proper upset and crying and things. Now if I get a boyfriend I'm going to end up with an arrow in my eye
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 15:49, Reply)
You need a boyfriend called Harold.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:09, Reply)
really?
did you only have one go?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 15:39, Reply)
i had 3 goes, they all went over the top
i blame my height, that was it, the instructor was lying to me i kept aiming low and she was like

"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING YOU STUPI MAN AIM UP, DICK BRAIN HOLD THE FUCKEN STRING AGAINST YOUR MOUTH DIPSHIT" :(
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 15:40, Reply)
I would have thought he'd have instructed you to use your chin

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 15:45, Reply)
hand in line with chin, string against mouth apparently

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 15:45, Reply)
about 6 inches.
He got it in her hair and she punched him in the cock.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 15:38, Reply)
such rudeness for a tuesday afternoon

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 15:39, Reply)
Oh shit, I tried to click reply and then nudged my keybaord into my mouse pad and then clicked I like this.
Anyway, I wasn't being rude, I was implying that you were doing it with a lady. That's a nice thing Quints.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 15:45, Reply)
i don't wanna get punched in my cock

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 15:46, Reply)
But in a nice way?
Plus you'll have just shot your load so you'll be feeling all happy and stuff
(Bazongaloid, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:05, Reply)
yeah ok, punch me in the cock then

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:10, Reply)
she'll be dead by now and her kid will be eating her

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 15:31, Reply)
deleting cunt

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:10, Reply)

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