Now I've met b3tans who weren't fat.
And I've met b3tans who weren't ugly.

The only b3tans who aren't both are me, Mr. Tea and Flapjack. As any fule kno.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:02, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

If I were fat, at least I could lose weight.
Unfortunately I'm already skinny.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:05, Reply)

so was AA any good then?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:05, Reply)

I'm an RAC man.
The AA is for the proles.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:09, Reply)

RAC? you dun RAC? you fucking kinky shit.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:12, Reply)

You're making in-jokes. Probably of a sexual nature.
You awful horrid awful bully.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:19, Reply)

you should tell the mods, if they weren't such useless cunts.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:23, Reply)

They fucking are.
I blame them for all these dreary shitcunts being such dreary shitcunts. If the mods had anything about them they'd have taken them to one side and told them not to be such dreary shitcunts. How hard could it be? Just add "about to be a dreary shitcunt? STOP! don't be a dreary shitcunt" to the post form.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:27, Reply)

Adam is still allowed to post yet Frank keeps getting banned?
BORED OF THIS NOW!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOL!
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:29, Reply)