I just heard a girl at work describing a film to her friend, in which she used the phrase "It was totes emosh!"
What are your favourite awful vernacular distortions?

Alt: who's your favourite movie baddie?
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 9:56, 15 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I watched a film with Ken Oath in the other day
as soon as he started talking I took the dvd out and snapped it in half.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 10:02, Reply)

I trust you sent HIM the bill?

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 10:05, Reply)

This is going well.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 10:08, Reply)

Mine is 'A Vagabond' off the internet is a witless turd'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 10:10, Reply)

Christ you really do have it bad for me, don't you?

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 11:10, Reply)

It was, like , totally, OMG! !!!1!!!1
Use of like at the start of every sentence is, like, really annoying, like, yannow, like.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 10:11, Reply)

Fuck.
Mrs V has a mate who specifically says "Oh. Em. GEEE!" when excited, and has started saying "Oh, lol!" now as well.

Thankfully I don't have to encounter him much.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 10:19, Reply)

Well, YOLO.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 10:25, Reply)

I liked when that bloke said "with a spoon" when he probs meant another implement, although I'm not sure really

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 10:14, Reply)

Robin Hood lols

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 10:19, Reply)

YOLO is one that's particularly annoying me at the moment.
Alt: Hannibal Lecter, Jigsaw, The Operative (from Serenity), The Joker, etc
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 10:23, Reply)

WTF is YOLO?

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 10:46, Reply)

You Only Live Once

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 11:02, Reply)

I hate it whe people say they did a place.
'On our holiday to South East Asia we started in Thailand and did Bangkok and Koh Samui, then we flew to Cambodia, and did Angkor Wat and Phenom Phen'. You can't collocate do with a place you fucking retards; I think the verb you are looking for is visit.
( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 10:25, Reply)

Yes.
But then again, talking about your amaaayzing trip to South East Asia is pretty fucking annoying anyway.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 10:48, Reply)