Not long gone!
I found a copy in my archives, so have re-hosted it.

We can't let historical artifacts like this just rot!
( chthonic, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:34, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

Yay!
Now how about hamtoucher? (Can't say I've ever used that one in conversation, though.)
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 1 Aug 2012, 17:26, Reply)

I think ham toucher was lord Manley - at least I banned him for a bit for "over zealous" use of the phrase :)
( chthonic, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 21:09, Reply)

I always kinda liked that one.
Or rather, I liked the way it was treated on /board, especially the image of Brian Blessed as Jesus carrying a ham. It causeth me to giggle.

But it doesn't quite have the same impact as "fucksocks". There's just something about the staccato sound of that word that makes it fun to say.

Fucksocks.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Thu 2 Aug 2012, 2:59, Reply)