"I'm not a racist, but..."
let's have a rant, k?

alt favorite books right now?
altalt what are you addicted to?
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 18:37, 58 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

ugh
my friend's just blasted onto facebook about how she loves her gay friends but will continue to support Chic-fil-a, and her retarded friend has stated he'll take the pro-lgbtq seriously when we start paying attention to our true enemy, the Islamic run business and citizens. Sometimes I really hate this place.
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 18:37, Reply)

ffs

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 18:42, Reply)

they're doing my head in
they're really no way to accurately describe how retarded these people are
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 18:58, Reply)

Stupid fucking useless brain-wrong spastic shit faced cock beaks?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 1 Aug 2012, 19:31, Reply)

I support this but my fucking shit computer won't let me_log_on
it makes me angry KRIZZY SMASH !
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 19:38, Reply)

Where is 'this place'?

( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 18:44, Reply)

what year is it?
who is the president?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 18:45, Reply)

2012, François Hollande.

( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 18:47, Reply)

Call them some horrible names
And then tell us what they say.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 19:11, Reply)

the computer has decided to keep me from my ultimate goal of trying to insult this mo

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 19:16, Reply)

one of my friends has posted a 'wiv da angles' picture of james bulger.
time for a cull, methinks.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 19:31, Reply)

uuuhhhhhh
there's a boy from my area that's just died from brain cancer, and there's this shit allllll over the place, poorly photoshopped photos of him with angels wing under a photo of Jesus and mspaint scribbling RIP
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 19:33, Reply)

Down our way some little scrote pykey jumped off a bridge, in to shallow water and died,
despite haveing 2 ASBO's, being a drug dealing little scamp and having stabbed a teacher, all the messages on the bridge for him say he was a kind and loving boy, who would never hurt a fly.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 1 Aug 2012, 19:39, Reply)

let me guess, it was the waters fault and everyfink

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 19:40, Reply)

i think it was because he was out of his face on cheap cider,
and had the deductive skills of a retarded baboon.
But yes, apparently there were not enough clear warning signs. Although, the fact that it was only just over waist deep on his friends was not enough warning.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 1 Aug 2012, 19:53, Reply)

Fucking races, coming over here and fucking up our consumer economy.

( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 18:41, Reply)

HOt french guy doing archery right now
sorry if this makes me a traitor to my country
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 18:42, Reply)

Surely we're allowed to shoot Frenchmen armed with bows and arrows?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 18:45, Reply)

i think he'd probably get you first

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 18:47, Reply)

I'm going to shoot him in the back.
I'm not an idiot.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 18:54, Reply)

Is Larry shooting today?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 19:11, Reply)

ive not really been following it

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 19:14, Reply)

Money, by Martin Amis
Alt alt- everything.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 18:53, Reply)

I have two opinions on Martin Amis.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 18:55, Reply)

Go on...

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 18:55, Reply)

I started reading The Information and decided he was absolutely unequivocally a cunt.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 18:58, Reply)

Then I read it again a couple of years later and decided he was a genius.
I think I was probably right the first time. I usually am.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 18:59, Reply)

Tried a couple of his books. Can't get on with them. Therefore he is a cunt.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 19:00, Reply)

you cunt

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 19:01, Reply)

No YOU'RE the cunt. You cunt.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 19:03, Reply)

no, you are.
And I'm going to bum you.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 19:04, Reply)

Can you bum a cunt?
That doesn't sound right.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 19:13, Reply)

I have two cocks.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 19:14, Reply)

Genius and cunt. I like him.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 19:00, Reply)

I agree
But you know, the death of the author and all that. He's a terrific writer.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 18:59, Reply)

Oh he is.
I was on holiday when I first started it. 1996. A little farmhouse in the foothills of the massif central. Lovely. The book made me want to kill. I think we actually burned it on the open fire.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 19:03, Reply)

I love The Death of the Author.
It's really funny when pricks can't distinguish between their view of a person and their view of said person's output.

This is why I dig The Glitter Band.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 19:06, Reply)

alt: Patrick Rothfuss's second book
was pretty great, I love the main character, he's well cool.

Charles Stross Rule 34 was very very good with an excellent ending which means I need someone else to read it to discuss it with them

Currently reading Max Frei The Stranger. It's a bit odd and I like it.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 18:54, Reply)

I don't like odd books, they taint my fragile mind and then I get strange for days

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 19:07, Reply)

You should try The Bible.
It's great.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 19:11, Reply)

The guy that wrote it is a wanker
Therefore it is shit.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 19:12, Reply)

I'm just typing this as I wait to be stoned for wearing a fabric other than cotton

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 19:13, Reply)

best not take
recommendations from me, then, I like it when they do unexpected things
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 19:12, Reply)

dark tower, again. I WILL finish the last one tonight.
and then I need to make a proper effort at 'the kindly ones'.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 19:30, Reply)

finish it, or FINISH IT? you know there are two endings. Obviously you will read on!
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 19:32, Reply)

wait now what now?
the one I read Roland leaves the tower but with the horn of eld which suggests this go-round is the last?

oh god don't fuck this all up now :(
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 20:32, Reply)

i don't know if you saw,
but i did offer to come over and thumb my flaccid penis up your bottom.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 1 Aug 2012, 19:34, Reply)

christ

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 19:38, Reply)

you want some too?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 1 Aug 2012, 19:39, Reply)

I did and I haven't replied until now due to RSI *
* copious vomiting
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 20:30, Reply)

Maybe try reading adult books instead of 'fantasy Orc porn'

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 19:53, Reply)

or, you could fuck off.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 20:29, Reply)

I'm reading Mievilles "un lon don",
it's pretty good so far. Also been going through dads old sci-fi collection and found "the moon is a harsh mistress" by Heinlein to be a fantastic little book.

Alcohol.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 1 Aug 2012, 19:35, Reply)

Fakkin horses, with their teeth and flies and poo and MASSIVE COCKS
Alt: funday times
Altalt: Meth :(
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 19:49, Reply)

how much stella?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 1 Aug 2012, 19:51, Reply)

None, but I have wine and Tim Tams

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 19:52, Reply)

start a new thread mine is shit and dull

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 19:53, Reply)

I might start one

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 1 Aug 2012, 19:53, Reply)