good,
gaz me your address and your favourite brand of white cider and i'll be right over.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 1 Aug 2012, 20:51, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

Cheating should be illigal while there are single people about.
I mean, it's fair enough if everyone got a turn on someone, then that would be alright. And I know when you see homeless people and think "I wish he had a home to go too" whilst having a spare room that you're not offering, is the norm, but should society really be like that?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 20:56, Reply)

well,
me and Janet both have long term partners, so we're not using up any free sex.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 1 Aug 2012, 20:59, Reply)

But you're still getting two lots, and it's unfair on your wife who only gets one lot.
Can I have a go on your wife while you have a go on janet? seems only fair, but then still I'm only getting one and you're getting two. But a homeless man doesn't look to mansions, he is content with bedsits. Not saying your wife is a bedset compared to janet's mansion; we both know that isn't true.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 21:02, Reply)

we're not married.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 1 Aug 2012, 21:07, Reply)

Woh', who said anything about marridge?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 21:30, Reply)

look,
Pretty soon I'll be in London, with ladypig, we'll go out for sushi and then it's up to her if she wants to do the dirty with you.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 1 Aug 2012, 21:35, Reply)

ive an acquaintence who's the worst sort of serial cheater, bounces from relationship to relationship
and I get so mad, because here I am, single, and remain so
yet there she goes fucking everyone
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 21:01, Reply)

i've got a thumb up the bum with your name on it.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 1 Aug 2012, 21:02, Reply)

idon'tlikeitupthebum!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 21:04, Reply)

fair enough,
don't say i didn't try though.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 1 Aug 2012, 21:08, Reply)

Hahahahaha! No-one will do a sex with Double.

( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 21:04, Reply)

Why would you want to remind me of something that would exasporates the deadly ailment that is clinical depression?
There were 1,733 people murdered by hurt feelings in 2009, I could very easily be one of them due to the stress you're causing me.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 21:12, Reply)

Put him on ignore.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 1 Aug 2012, 21:12, Reply)

I would not deny him his Right To Reply, like he would denny my people's Privilege to Happiness.
He'd probaby get all padantic about how I'd need a time machine to be one of those statistics.

You know what I'm going to do, I'm going to be the bigger man here and accept his implied appology by not replying yet.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 21:16, Reply)

DELETE HIM GONZ

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 21:13, Reply)

Sorry.

( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 21:14, Reply)

extra-marital is extra-special*, gonz.*
* it is not.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 21:08, Reply)

Frankly, I'd be happy with intramarital

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 1 Aug 2012, 21:10, Reply)

Me too.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 21:14, Reply)

I have a sex life like you people wouldn't believe...

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 21:36, Reply)