Oh God, please let's not have Monty-mod.
Stepping for people that don't like Hawkwind, bans for anybody that doesn't count Hendrix as the greatest guitarist ever.

Reams upon reams of music threads because everything else is fucking shit and not to be tolerated.

You know that bit in Back to the Future 2 when Biff is mod of Hill Valley? It'd be like that. I don't want a boob job :(
( Kroney, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 11:49, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

why would anyone want to be a mod?
abuse from some people and whining gazzes from others.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 11:51, Reply)

Is that not like it is now
but with less cock?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 11:53, Reply)

Been a mod before.
It was fucking shit. Do not want.
( Kroney, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 12:12, Reply)

It is a bit rubbish
But stamping on shitcunts? Love it, for all of two minutes and then I realise I'm on the internet stuck behind a keyboard.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 2 Aug 2012, 12:17, Reply)

and no closer to ever losing your virginity

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 12:20, Reply)

I have got no desire whatsoever
to find out how many whiny gazzes about bullying this page would generate.

More than anything else, the place just needs somebody to have a stern word occasionally to tell people to leave each other the fuck alone.
( Kroney, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 12:22, Reply)

It's be easier if people would practice on their internet banter abit more
I'm a level 14 banterking, beat that losers
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 12:30, Reply)

Yeah, I agree
but sometimes it does get personal and nasty and on occasion people need to be told to wind their necks in. I don't think accounts/people need to be moderated most of the time.
( Kroney, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 12:36, Reply)

I'm afraid there is no God.
And I WILL be secret mod - I will be....
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 11:53, Reply)

remember i hooked you up, yo?
can i have special powers please?
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 11:58, Reply)

Yes. Yes you can.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 12:01, Reply)

Oh Janet
First Manolith, now Monty? WHEN WILL YOUR REIGN OF TERROR END!!!
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 12:04, Reply)