i wish i could play the guitar.
sadly i am a left-handed spacker.

i am REALLY good at motorbikes. not off-road, though. off-road i just fall off.

and one for the fact fans: in 1995 i was one of only 4 female despatch riders in london.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 15:29, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

i'm a leftyspacker too
i manage. so did fucking hendrix.
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 15:32, Reply)

You said up there ^ that you weren't very good though.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 15:34, Reply)

compared to some
if you think you're good enough, stop playing, take up fucking macrame or some shit.
what i am is tragically rusty from my former level.
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 15:36, Reply)

One is never good enough
and there is always some talented cunt who is better than you.
And I can relate to not maintaining standards - apparently when you have kids you can't spend several hours a day playing your guitar.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 15:39, Reply)

same when
you have a long commute and are only in the house and awake for about 3hrs a day..
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 15:42, Reply)

You could take your guitar on the train maybe?
The other commuters would love that.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 15:44, Reply)

And there is such a dearth of talented left-handed guitarists

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 15:33, Reply)

i know right?
those talentless leftie fuckmoles.
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 15:34, Reply)

Yeah left-handedness is a valid excuse for being shit at guitar.
ISN'T THAT RIGHT JIMI HENDRIX, DICK DALE etc.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 15:35, Reply)