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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Lympics makes me wish I was really good at something
what do you wish you were really reallly good at?

alt: show off, what are you really good at?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 14:46, 119 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
I wish I was really good at internet
alt I am actually really good at eating that calzone i had for lunch
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 14:51, Reply)
you have gained some internet points
but not quite olympic internetting standard yet. 4 years to practice until the next opportunity
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 14:55, Reply)
Fighting crime.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 14:53, Reply)
would you be a policeman
or batman?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 14:54, Reply)
Batman mainly.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 14:56, Reply)
Did you see the Darth Batman meme?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 14:58, Reply)
I did not.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 15:01, Reply)
Allow me...

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 15:03, Reply)
Oh I thought it was some foxtrot based meme.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 15:03, Reply)
That's the Bartman.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 15:11, Reply)
That's shit.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 15:05, Reply)
i know this chick who is really into batman
want me to hook you up? she's only about 5% more attractive than your girlfriend, but you might need to be into ethnics
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 14:58, Reply)
What do you mean "might"
"dis girl I know may be Asian or some stuff I don't fukken noe"
/Quinton earlier.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 15:02, Reply)
well i dunno, some people ain't fussy
she's not asian, she's called chyenne brown, i reckon her parents chose her name from a colour chart
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 15:04, Reply)
Weird name, how do you know her?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 15:05, Reply)
she works for a company that we do a lot of work for
malc spent his first 6 months here chatting her up on the phone
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 15:06, Reply)
Cool story, but no I'm not bothered about you setting me up with her. Thanks awfully.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 15:08, Reply)
are sure sure? she REALLY likes batman

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 15:10, Reply)
I don't find that a priority in women.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 15:11, Reply)
well that's fair enough
i probably wouldn't upgrade for only 5% extra good looks either, no need to be racist about it though
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 15:13, Reply)
Ha ha ha ha ha the fool
One of the guy's I used to work with did the same thing, and even organised a christmas bash at the same event that her company was going to, she had a voice of honey, and the clothing designer of the hindenburg. It taken him 2 months to get her to stop stalking him.
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 15:11, Reply)
eh? nobody said she was unattractive hh
you racist?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 15:13, Reply)
It's the chatting up over the phone thing quints
*edit* That mexican archer A Roman is a bit hot, does that mean I'm only racist againt men?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 15:14, Reply)
yeah they got that in common i guess
malc's got a girlfriend though, so he's a bit of a shit really

he'd have given chy one if she gave hima chance
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 15:15, Reply)
oh hang about, i said chy was 5% better looking than chomp's girlfriend
and you assumed she was ugly, so you're saying that chomp's girlfriend, the baroness is 5% uglier than an ugly person?

well that's ok
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 15:21, Reply)
I think we need to gaz Darth Foxtrot
From what I hear he Flirts with her all the time on face reunited, he will be able to give us the difinative answer
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 15:29, Reply)
there's photos of her in her profile, hh
she's all teeth but i guess you wouldn't be looking at that in a strip club
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 15:32, Reply)
What like that Gymnast girl
I bet she could eat an apple through a letter box
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 15:36, Reply)
basically, imagine beth tweddle but shorter and with fewer morals

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 15:49, Reply)
man, i've not stalked anyone in ages
I should put the effort in. It passes the time innocently enough
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 15:13, Reply)
i don't think the hinderburg wore clothes wither, i'm finding holes all of this story of yours

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 15:16, Reply)
That hindenburg line always blows up in my face
*I would have gotten away with it if it was'nt for that meddling Quints*
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 15:19, Reply)
too soon

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 15:19, Reply)
Making money :o(

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 14:55, Reply)
step 1
don't spend it all on such massive drugs (medium sized ones offer much better value)
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 14:56, Reply)
2-for-1 sales

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 14:58, Reply)
If I was good at making money
then I could have my massive drugs and still be OK.

Look at that Rausing chappie - he's alright.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 14:58, Reply)
you gotta save money to make money

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 14:58, Reply)
Better than his missus anyways
He should have tetrapaked her
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 14:59, Reply)
He ent done a days work in his life, that's trust fund money he's spent the past thirty years pissing up a wall

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 15:01, Reply)
I bet he gets free milk cartons and all.

Jammy get.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 15:02, Reply)
He's got a fort in every room !!

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 15:06, Reply)
Objectively
fuck all
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 14:55, Reply)
you wouldn't like to be really good at anything
or you aren't good at anything?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 14:57, Reply)
San Dimas High School Football Rules!

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 15:00, Reply)
excellent

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 15:00, Reply)
I am really good at figuring out stuff in work
I am shite at admin
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 14:57, Reply)
this sounds familiar
admin is the curse of modern life
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 14:58, Reply)
The curse of my life and job woes at the moment

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 14:59, Reply)
You're thinking of 'asylum seekers' here I think.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 15:00, Reply)
get back to the daily express
comments section
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 15:01, Reply)
The Beatles' controversial zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 15:05, Reply)
these make me laugh so much
i don't know why
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 15:12, Reply)
I am really good at press-ups
I managed to do 7 this morning
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 15:02, Reply)
I can do 10
but only while counting to 10 in Korean
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 15:03, Reply)
I can do 7 sit-ups
per week.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 15:06, Reply)
the sadistic teacher made us do sit-ups in hot sweaty yoga on monday night
my stomach still hurts. all 137 acres of it.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 15:12, Reply)
Myself, I just roll sideways of a morn

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 15:13, Reply)

of a morn off your mum.

That's what I thought it said at first, clearly been here too long.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 15:20, Reply)
TARRED WITH THE ABUSE BRUSH :(((

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 15:22, Reply)
Dancing or singing
Alt: I'm a half decent cook, but I couldn't say I'm really good at anything.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 15:05, Reply)

m ve only got
decent a
o c
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 15:10, Reply)
hard work
but acceptable. Next time, though you may be risking a yellow card
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 15:11, Reply)
Just put him on ignore for a while, stop him ruining this thread.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 15:13, Reply)
if we all coordinated out ignoring
we could chat away without him even suspecting
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 15:14, Reply)
I *CAN* ACTUALLY HEAR YOU, YOU KNOW.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 15:19, Reply)
Those voices you can hear are not Cavy.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 15:21, Reply)
WWWWWWWOoooooooooooOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOO
I am the ghost of posters past
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 15:22, Reply)
drawing
i can doodle quite well, but that's about it. i'd love to be able to do it properly.

alt: i'm one of those people who is quite good at quite a lot of things, but not really good at any of them.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 15:12, Reply)
Alt: *sigh* that is me, also.
In my head I'm a polymath/Renaissance man - in reality I'm a skimmer.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 15:14, Reply)
whatevs
some of us suck at pretty much everything we try
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 15:15, Reply)
STOP BULLYING RACHELSWIPE


edit, oh sorry, wrong use of the word "suck"
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 15:18, Reply)
yeah, i might be a flouncing whingebaby and put her on LOLIGNORE
(i'd never do that cavy)
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 15:19, Reply)
at the start of the sentence I worried
but the end was reassuring. It's been a rollercoaster
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 15:22, Reply)
it's crazy around here today

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 15:38, Reply)
it is annoying really
eg i always win at singstar, or friends comment on how good my singing is at karaoke or in the car. but it's not good enough to do any more than karaoke or car-singing. which is quite irritating. i'd much rather be a rocker than a lawyer.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 15:18, Reply)
be both
malc's in a band, and dom

malc's voice is very bland but dom's got talent
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 15:20, Reply)
no, i would suck
i do not have moves like jagger. his arthritic auntie, maybe.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 15:21, Reply)
you never know til you try, i think the three kings does the odd open mic night

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 15:22, Reply)
i live far too close to that pub for comfort
on the nice side though, the high st ken side, not the shit side.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 15:36, Reply)
I suffer from significant espirit d'escalier. I'd love to be able to think at any speed above mong.
I am, however, quite good at breaking things.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 15:20, Reply)
that is such a good phrase
if only one didn't sound like le grand wanker when using it.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 15:21, Reply)
I wanted to include "discourse" as well, but couldn't find anything for it to go with.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 15:23, Reply)

course +charge
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 15:36, Reply)

significant espirit d'escalier. I'd love to be able to think at any speed above mong.
I am, however, quite good at breaking things a crippling inability to post anything other than tedious and embarrassing drivel on B3ta - I'm sorry everyone. I'm going to delete my account now. Please accept my apologies once again.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 15:28, Reply)
I fucking wish you would, you tedious prick.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 16:37, Reply)
* l'esprit de l'escalier

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 15:29, Reply)
i'm not too shabby as a designer
or a front-end developer.
i'd love to be better at guitar, but once i've got more time to jam, that'll come.
i'm also quite good at writing humourously crude anecdotes pertaining to bodily functions on the interwebs.
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 15:20, Reply)
I'm good at appearing to be good at things
People's expectations of my ability to do things have always outweighed my actual abilities.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 15:22, Reply)
^ this in spades.
I'm not that good with actual spades.
(I helped save b3ta! Infidel , shit and wrong, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 15:29, Reply)
ladies and gentlemen, Mr Dawn French

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 15:31, Reply)
He was good on Ready Steady Cook

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 15:33, Reply)
I loved him on Record Breakers

etc
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 15:37, Reply)
Lacist!

(I helped save b3ta! Infidel , shit and wrong, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 15:44, Reply)
i can open jars, fix radiators, grout and tile your bathroom, lay your flooring, assemble your IKEA, put up a shelf, install your bathroom sink, sort out your backyard, weatherproof your rendered walls, and i once punched a cat
i'm a proper man, me
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 15:25, Reply)
Worst. Rap. Ever.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 15:29, Reply)
Sex with other people.
alt: Sex with myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Infidel , shit and wrong, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 15:28, Reply)
i wish i could play the guitar.
sadly i am a left-handed spacker.

i am REALLY good at motorbikes. not off-road, though. off-road i just fall off.

and one for the fact fans: in 1995 i was one of only 4 female despatch riders in london.
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 15:29, Reply)
i'm a leftyspacker too
i manage. so did fucking hendrix.
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 15:32, Reply)
You said up there ^ that you weren't very good though.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 15:34, Reply)
compared to some
if you think you're good enough, stop playing, take up fucking macrame or some shit.
what i am is tragically rusty from my former level.
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 15:36, Reply)
One is never good enough
and there is always some talented cunt who is better than you.
And I can relate to not maintaining standards - apparently when you have kids you can't spend several hours a day playing your guitar.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 15:39, Reply)
same when
you have a long commute and are only in the house and awake for about 3hrs a day..
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 15:42, Reply)
You could take your guitar on the train maybe?
The other commuters would love that.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 15:44, Reply)
And there is such a dearth of talented left-handed guitarists

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 15:33, Reply)
i know right?
those talentless leftie fuckmoles.
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 15:34, Reply)
Yeah left-handedness is a valid excuse for being shit at guitar.
ISN'T THAT RIGHT JIMI HENDRIX, DICK DALE etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 15:35, Reply)
fuck me, Zara Dampney has a stupendous arse

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 15:34, Reply)
Shame about her damp knee, though.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 15:36, Reply)
you've turned into a proper nonce these days
you'll be buying cans of alcohol for teenage b3tans next
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 15:37, Reply)
I doubt anyone would sink to those vile depraved depths

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 15:39, Reply)
yep
that's what the police said
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 15:40, Reply)
yay canoing

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 15:42, Reply)
What's with all these made up Olympic sports?
In my day it was chuck the round thing, chuck the long thing, run a short way, run a long way, jump over some sand, jump with a bendy pole, swing something round and let go. Now it's all football, horse riding, Nascar, and paintball ... fuck knows what will be announced next.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 15:49, Reply)
Did choppy just delete a thread or is he super ignoring me?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 15:45, Reply)
yeah, let's all call him STROMPY from now on
like stroppy
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 15:46, Reply)
The funnier one.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 15:46, Reply)
So he can't see me call him a tedious bellend? Or prolific rapist? Or a pathetic house bound 'gamer'?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 15:52, Reply)
Yep, me too.
How tedious.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 15:53, Reply)

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