It would be one of those headlines with the bullet points.
• Trillionare found dead in bed from expected over-exertsion.
• Billionare's mistrist is admitted to Priory; is said to be distrort at the state of her vagina after encounter.
• Entire female cast of hollyoaks between the ages of 20 and 50 DNA found at the scene.
• That thing they do when they spray some stuff down and get the black out lights, yeah', that thing in CSI. You know, the thing that looks really cool. Well, they did that and found the cieling had a recreated version of the 16th chappel.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 9:10, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

UV light destroys DNA
So that stuff may look cool but it's bullshit.

16th = Sistine?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 9:12, Reply)

I was wondering where the other 15 was.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 9:13, Reply)

I prefer the 15th Chapel.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 9:12, Reply)