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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I've found them to be really useful
particularly with mini ape
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:29, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
New parents are the biggest single "group" we deal with.

(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:31, Reply)
I'm sure, problem is the child can't explain waht's wrong so there's a lot of guess work
NHS can rule out or in anything to bad and advise. It's a great service I think
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:32, Reply)
Well thank Andrew Langsley for shutting it down.

(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:32, Reply)
I thank him for so many things

(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:34, Reply)
Anyway why does it need to be quicker to get through, if you're that ill you should be goimng to A&E anyway

(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:34, Reply)
It's not really about how quick you get through it's how quick from picking up the phone
until the "endpoint". Which is jargon for the final advice, be that calling you an ambulance, going to the pharmacy or just have a nap and man up.
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:36, Reply)
you could just set up an answering phone that immediately tells them 'WASH YOUR HANDS A BIT MORE OFTEN, YOU DIRTY CUNT' and hangs up

(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:39, Reply)
I've called them myself on a baby-related issue.

(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:33, Reply)
'I've drowned two of them in the bath. who can I get to take the blame?'

(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:34, Reply)
i know this one, it's the dead eyed girlfriend with an IQ of 65

(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:35, Reply)
"do you have a wheelie bin available sir?"

(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:36, Reply)
'where's your wheelie bin?'

(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:46, Reply)
China

(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:48, Reply)
HELLO, HELLO, A MIDGET IS FOLLOWING ME EVERYWHERE, HE SOMEHOW HAS MY FACE
SEND HELP
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:34, Reply)

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