THRILLING SUTTON COLDFIELD/COVENTRY RELATED ANECDOTE:
A while ago I was going to a trade show at the Ricoh Arena and our driver missed the relevant junction on the M6, so we wound up having to go all the way to Sutton Coldfield before we could turn back. As luck would have it there were plenty of places to turn around, but they were only accessible from the other carriageway.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 22:23, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

This is a story so cool it should be stored in a vault at the south pole.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 22:24, Reply)

If I added another 1,500 words and padded it out with line breaks it'd be front-page QOTW material.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 22:26, Reply)

Pathetic how this site has ended up isn't it?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 22:27, Reply)

It's a sad state of affairs when merely being funny is not sufficient grounds for recognition on a site based around humour.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 22:31, Reply)

A site where one gets stepped for mentioning sheds, but not for joking about raping babies.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 22:33, Reply)

SHED!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 22:36, Reply)

You called?

(Legless is a prick., Mon 6 Aug 2012, 22:37, Reply)

hahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 22:39, Reply)

So you are Battered's sock?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 22:42, Reply)

If he is, it'll be a wet sock.
*Deacon shoes lolz*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 22:43, Reply)

For some reason I have got in the habit of attempting Joey Deacon impressions when in the car with the wife.
She doesn't understand why. Nor do I.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 22:44, Reply)

Good work.
Get your daughter on it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 22:51, Reply)

Kids love that sort of thing.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 22:52, Reply)

Aren't the lucky, having a Dad like you.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 22:54, Reply)

I think so
I can give them the benefit of my puerile sense of humour.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 22:56, Reply)

And the fact you are a Deacon.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 22:56, Reply)

*throws shoe*

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 22:58, Reply)

Prepares totalizer.
*sets fire to advent decoration*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 22:59, Reply)

Eh?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 22:43, Reply)

*taps side of nose*
Don't worry Batto, your secret is safe with me.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 22:48, Reply)

Pfft.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 22:51, Reply)

On the plus side, at least it's avoided the sad, undignifed fate of AnonTalk.
So far.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 22:38, Reply)

I feel that I should inform you
That for the duration of SUMMER 2012* you should refer to it as the Coventry Arena, as Ricoh are not official sponsors of LONDON 2012

*GO TEAM GB!!!
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 22:29, Reply)

This was in 2010, though.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 22:31, Reply)

You should take Tangled Junior to 'the football'
He'll appreciate all the other shite you make him do more then.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 22:32, Reply)

But what if he enjoyed it?
I don't want to go every week.
Even my friends with season tickets only go every week because there is a casino up there.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 22:37, Reply)

Is it any wonder Coventry City are skint in they've got a casino on site?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 22:39, Reply)

I imagine that it is a better source of income than ticket sales.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 22:44, Reply)

And the money given to the players goes straight back to the club.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 22:52, Reply)