I spent a summer living in Stamford Hill. Disgusting doesn't come near.
Alt: flappy birds. Inherited from my mother. Not great when you live in pigeon-infested London.

Altalt: I have owned some super-garish items (during my acid-soaked teenage years) but I still have a couple of Vaughn Bode t shirts which are rather bright.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:22, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I now have an excellent picture of you running down the street, arms flailing, chased by pigeons

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:24, Reply)

birds?
you fucking poofter.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:24, Reply)

It's highly uncool but I've no control over it.
On the plus side I feel zero guilt about the mistreatment of chickens as I hate the cunts and want them to suffer.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:26, Reply)

you never met colonel dracula, did you?!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:27, Reply)

No, I did not.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:28, Reply)

well THIS IS WHY

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:43, Reply)

A massive fucking crow died by flying into the door of my outside lav
Well I assume that's how it died. That's certainly where I found it. It was huge. And dead. The end.
(Kid Presentable, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:25, Reply)

outside lav?
are you a victorian?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:26, Reply)

Or northern?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:27, Reply)

Nah, my house is just really old

(Kid Presentable, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:30, Reply)

I pondered this very conundrum while perambulating to my place of employment this very morn

(Kid Presentable, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:28, Reply)

you fucking what mush?
alright Kid P
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:36, Reply)

Good morning Kidders.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:27, Reply)

Mornin' love

(Kid Presentable, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:28, Reply)

you should have our budgie
given that it can't fly any more, i think it would be the ideal starter pet to get you over this crisis
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:25, Reply)

Or an ostrich

(Kid Presentable, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:26, Reply)

He needs to stop sticking his head in the sand about this phobia

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:30, Reply)