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I'm an absolutely terrible regional stereotype.
I'm not an alcoholic, I'm generous to the last, you can take me anywhere without having to go back later to apologise, and I can't stand whisky, haggis, or Irn Bru.
Alt: I was sure it was Saturday today. Have we had Friday twice?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:15,
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Are you shit at sport?
Cos that would help your status
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:17,
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Yes.
Except elephant polo. I'm world class at that.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:17,
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Do you wear trunks for that?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:18,
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badum
tish.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:19,
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Two elephants walk off a cliff
Boom Boom
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:19,
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She can't remember
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:19,
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You must have big hands
polo masturbation
I have no idea where I came up with that, sorry
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:18,
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I've got some tweezers too
if you want me round yours...
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:19,
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hahaha!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:21,
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And you, tubby.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:22,
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You'll need to find it first!
Oh...
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:22,
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Think back...
When was the last time you saw it?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:24,
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It was nestled in my palms not 5 mins ago
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:24,
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I bet it was, too
you filthy pervert.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:25,
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It winked at me
and cried
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:26,
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Palms?
Beadlelolz
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:26,
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