I'm an absolutely terrible regional stereotype.
I'm not an alcoholic, I'm generous to the last, you can take me anywhere without having to go back later to apologise, and I can't stand whisky, haggis, or Irn Bru.

Alt: I was sure it was Saturday today. Have we had Friday twice?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:15, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

Are you shit at sport?
Cos that would help your status
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:17, Reply)

Yes.
Except elephant polo. I'm world class at that.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:17, Reply)

Do you wear trunks for that?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:18, Reply)

badum
tish.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:19, Reply)

Two elephants walk off a cliff
Boom Boom
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:19, Reply)

She can't remember

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:19, Reply)

You must have big hands
polo masturbation

I have no idea where I came up with that, sorry
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:18, Reply)

I've got some tweezers too
if you want me round yours...
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:19, Reply)

hahaha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:21, Reply)

And you, tubby.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:22, Reply)

You'll need to find it first!
Oh...
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:22, Reply)

Think back...
When was the last time you saw it?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:24, Reply)

It was nestled in my palms not 5 mins ago

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:24, Reply)

I bet it was, too
you filthy pervert.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:25, Reply)

It winked at me
and cried
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:26, Reply)

Palms?
Beadlelolz
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:26, Reply)