Ha Middlesex
Battered has low sex
And Monty has Highsex
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:49, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

and yet none of this
answers why you are thinking about them having sex...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:52, Reply)

Everyones got to have a hobby :(

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:54, Reply)

Or why you are thinking of him thinking about them having sex.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:55, Reply)

I just can't believe you're all still posting with 5 minutes til beer o clock.

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:58, Reply)

I'm off in one minutes time.
See you all on Monday.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 17:01, Reply)

What time is it where you are?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 17:01, Reply)

2am.
have had the worst two days in a long time. Tonight has involved 2 full scale panic attacks, an inability to keep food down, and a great deal of confusion and hurt.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 10 Aug 2012, 17:05, Reply)

I would also like to provide a status update: much improvement in that department.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:53, Reply)

what, having sex with battered, monty and bartleby?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:55, Reply)

Of course.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:57, Reply)

See you later bbz.XXX.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:58, Reply)

Can't wait honey x

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 17:00, Reply)