Your okcupid dreams are fulfilled, check this mountain of manmeat out
he's ironically set a new account up to show how he isn't upset

www.okcupid.com/profile/ringofyre/photos
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 17:13, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Fucking hell.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 17:15, Reply)

^

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 17:23, Reply)

you awful internet bullies

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 17:27, Reply)

He is a most peculiar individual.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 17:30, Reply)

did he set it up himself
or did one of the terrible bullies set it up for him?

i am easily confused
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 17:32, Reply)

He originally had one, which Rory found. He then deleted it, so I don't know if this one is him or not.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 17:33, Reply)

it's hard to say
you totally would, though
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 17:35, Reply)

it's his old profile picture
needless to say the sheilas totally would

I particularly like his little gay earring
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 17:41, Reply)

Some questions;
If he's married, why is he on OKCupid? Have I missed the point of the website?

If he's 39, why is that 4-year-old picture clearly of a man in his mid-40s?

Can you (yes you Rory) be prosecuted for driving a man beyond the brink of sanity via the medium of the internet?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 17:19, Reply)

I can only work with what I'm given Darth
he sends me weird gazes and all sorts. He's not quite right in the head that one.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 17:22, Reply)

4 Srs?
I don't know whether to be worried for you or to congratulate you in succeeding in your mission
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 17:29, Reply)