I want to know who Sande is sleeping with to get gigs at both ceremonies
The newspapers theme was also supremely misguided, I was half expecting Andy Coulson and Rebecca Brooks to do a duet on Milly Dowler's grave
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 17:25, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

is this Sande woman actually famous?
all the others (even that boy band and the naked dryad woman) I recognised their songs vaguely, but not hers
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 17:28, Reply)

She sang the chorus on a Professor Green song
and has had one solo 'hit'
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 17:28, Reply)

i don't know who that is, either
I must be middle aged
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 17:30, Reply)

You are missing nothing in either case

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 17:30, Reply)

My only theory is that she's Scottish
and they've got quotas to fill
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 17:31, Reply)

It was astonishingly poorly thought out
and even without the leverson enquiry, faintly bizarre
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 17:28, Reply)

i was hoping it was all going to be
a bit lucy in the sky with diamonds. Newspaper taxis and massive celephane flowers
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 17:29, Reply)

Agreed
Our newspapers are one of the things we should be most ashamed of as a nation. Along with Russell Brand and Liam Gallagher.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 17:30, Reply)

Exactly, just because we've only just noticed what a sordid bunch of con artists the tabloid journalists are
doesn't mean that the rest of the world hasn't looked down on them with some scorn for years
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 17:31, Reply)

They were a bunch of lying conniving cunts a long time before they got caught

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 17:32, Reply)

Russell Brand throwing sweets to athletes
doesn't bode well for any future drugs tests they face.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 17:31, Reply)

Did you see Brazil's little party piece?!
Drug tests are going to be VERY different in 2016. "I'm sorry Mr Bolt, there was insufficient LSD in your piss test, get out"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 17:32, Reply)

Nah, I fucked off to bed the second I saw "beady eye" written on the drum kit.
I appreciate Oasis are popular even though I fucking hate them, so I'm not having a hissy fit about that, but I knew Gallagher Junior would rape whatever song they chose back to stone age. Checked this morning and lo, I was right.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 17:37, Reply)

I don't think it was any worse than it was in '96 frankly
It's the same principle as if you divide anything by zero it ends up as zero
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 17:41, Reply)