You need to ask B3th
she has all the power
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 19:16, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

She has NOTHING!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 19:19, Reply)

So it's true you are the power behind the throne?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 19:20, Reply)

Behind every good woman
Is a bent spastic
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 19:22, Reply)

Why did I read that in the tone of Edmond from black adder

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 19:27, Reply)

haha!
it does read like that:

Blackadder: It is said, Percy, that the civilized
man seeks out good and intelligent company so
that by learned discourse he may rise above the
savage and closer to God.
Lord Percy : [delighted] Yes, I'd heard that.
Blackadder: Personally, however, I like to start
the day with a total bent spastic to remind me I'm
best.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 19:35, Reply)

Tell me thats not a real quote?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 19:36, Reply)

It's not a real quote



it is really, but it should be "dickhead" not "naked_ape"
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 19:48, Reply)

I liked it anyway

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 19:57, Reply)

The Elizabethan Blackadder is the funniest one.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 19:59, Reply)

is she a mod now?
I've always liked her, very fair and sensible woman that she is, easy on the eye and not at all overweight too

If she didn't fuck the aged, I'd totally go there
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 19:20, Reply)

Needs MOAR pander

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 19:20, Reply)

hey she can tell by your tone that you're implying that she's a fat, middle-aged, dried-up nosher of crusty cocks
So you better be careful what you say here, pal.

I only wish she was the larp-y one here so I could say more worse things :(
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 19:23, Reply)

OMG you're trying to stitch me up.
I'll get you for this mark my words
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 19:25, Reply)