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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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+ bacon sandwiches.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 10:31,
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And fetch you beer.
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PsychoChomp, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 10:33,
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And iron your clothes.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 10:34,
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do all that yourself you lazy cunts.
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Poppet some assembly required., Thu 16 Aug 2012, 10:35,
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Wimmin's jobs, innit.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 10:36,
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Tell you what, once you've washed the car I'll take you shopping for something small and lacy.
How does that sound treacle?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 10:37,
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Sounds like you can shove it up your fucking jacksy.
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Poppet some assembly required., Thu 16 Aug 2012, 10:38,
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Hahaha
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 10:39,
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You know, I'd quite happily exchange washing the car for a purchase from Agent Provocateur
When I still had a car I used to have to wash it and I didn't get
anything for that.
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berk, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 10:45,
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you got a clean car.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 10:46,
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But clean car and dirty knickers sounds so much more fun
NB, I do not mean 'dirty' as in 'soiled'.
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berk, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 10:53,
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yes, you did, you terrible harlot.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 11:00,
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I like to think that I'm pretty open minded
but pre-worn pants is just grim.
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berk, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 11:05,
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....
yes.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 11:24,
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+ just wearing a thong.
(note for Poppet - this is the Queen's English use of 'thong' as in a skimpy lower-half undergarment. While I'm pretty sure some people would reach Def Con Bongle on the back of a lass just wearing a single flipflop, that's not my bag. Soz)
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 10:33,
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