No it wouldn't,
and quite frankly, you'll put a dick in your mouth, so the possibility that a few particles of spit might be transferred from half a chip into a tub of houmous that you might then eat shouldn't bother you at all.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 14:14, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

just reading it makes me cringe
fucking rank!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 14:16, Reply)

But a dick swipey, you will happily rub a dick all over your face.
You do know what men do with their dicks right?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 14:24, Reply)

stop confusing me with your granny

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 14:24, Reply)

how do you feel about dicks covered in houmous that someone else has double dipped in?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 14:57, Reply)

that's terribly niche
i'd have to say... sahara dry. not doing it for me at all.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 15:04, Reply)