there are holes the size of the channel tunnel in this argument
why would you post a thread knowing your ma was just about to arrive?

are you in fact trying to distract people so that you can escape to ecuador?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:12, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

you must know as much as anyone
that they dont plan their visits... they just turn up.
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:14, Reply)

i'd be shocked if mine did
given that she's been buried for 7 years...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:15, Reply)

well mine isnt
and has a car.
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:19, Reply)

well then you need to train her better
i suggest a firm but fair system involving biscuits and an electric shock collar
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:20, Reply)