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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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giraffs are the onl mammal born WITH horns

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:16, 1 reply, 13 years ago)
I was born with the horn
when I came out I made a sound like a ruler twanged on the edge of a desk, apparently.

You know, a sort of "dlllllllringgggg" noise.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:17, Reply)
Is that why they cut it off?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:19, Reply)
It was safest for all concerned, I'm sure you can agree.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:20, Reply)
It was his large Gallic nose

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:20, Reply)
I keep trying to tell people that I'm actually English
but they take one look at my nose and my stupid little rat-boy eyes and instantly think "French".

What a bunch of pricks.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:23, Reply)
It's the smell also, never forget the smell of garlic, surrender and roast elephant

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:34, Reply)

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