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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
It took a couple of months after the baby was born before my wanking reduced due to 'normal service being resumed'.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:42,
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13 years ago)
women can be so selfish
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:48,
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It's not rape if you're married right?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:51,
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I dunno, ask Gorgeous George
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:52,
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you have an orange yanked out of your nostril
then see how much you feel like sticking your little finger up it
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:51,
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Dunno why having been pregnant
means she can't give you a blowie every once in a while, even if Junior did explode her biff.
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Kroney, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:52,
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Or present her brown eye to me.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:53,
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I know, right? Least she could do.
Bloody women.
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Kroney, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:00,
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THey're sort of the same thing straight after birth aren't they?
Split down the middle so you can't be expected to tell the difference.
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PsychoChomp, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:03,
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