Off TopicAre you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Sorry I'm late, I stopped off to tell apeloverage his book was shit.Alt: You realise this isn't an alt, right, because your opening wasn't a question? And was that a new question I asked? And that?
Altar: Where people get sacrificed. Much like speed dating.
Alt: 'Dad, I think I need to teach you how to delete your browsing history'. Actually, I doubt that's unique to my family and it's a conversation I'm dreading having when I see them at the weekend...
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 9:03,
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so you already know that you've been busted watching goat porn?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 9:07,
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Ha...no, no, no.I went round to help them fix their internet connection last night and...well...I'm just glad what I found wasn't illegal at least.
I assume it was my Dad. He pretends he doesn't know how to use the internet, but if it was my Mum then she's been living deep in the closet.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 9:10,
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meh...it's not bad disgusting porn, just...well...it's a bit more than the 'Club Intenationals' I found under his bed when I was 13.Porn has changed.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 9:15,
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You consume too much too quickly and then feel sick and guilty afterwards?(
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 9:23,
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exactly, also you can end up with it all over your chin(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 9:23,
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'a horse having sex with someone who looks like my wife'(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 9:10,
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I'd click "I like this" but I don't want to give the wrong impression(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 9:46,
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