That thread failed a bit.
How about we put a bit more effort into this one? Show the boche what we can really do, eh what?

I had a massive cream tea this morning. Triangular sarnies. Two scones (pronounced "scones"). Carrot cake. Apple and something worthy-sounding cake. A pint of assam. Leftover chocolate milkshake - death to America. Half a pint of darjeeling. I'm still proper sloshing.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 25 Aug 2012, 14:47, 14 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

i had a croissant

( Lisette von Falcon, Sat 25 Aug 2012, 16:08, Reply)

La di da.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 25 Aug 2012, 16:46, Reply)

it was a pretty big deal

( Lisette von Falcon, Sat 25 Aug 2012, 17:12, Reply)

I should coco.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 25 Aug 2012, 19:29, Reply)

I had crumpets for breakfast.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 25 Aug 2012, 16:50, Reply)

Did you make sure that every hole was properly filled with melted butter?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 25 Aug 2012, 17:09, Reply)

/last tango in paris

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 25 Aug 2012, 17:09, Reply)

I just got in. It's 20 past 2 in the morning.
I have been out. In Melbourne. Swing dancing, if you must know. The dancing started at 7 and finished at 12, and I think I only stopped for about three songs the whole night. I ache *everywhere* but oh. My. GOD. I have had the best night.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 25 Aug 2012, 17:20, Reply)

I didn't realise you were eighty.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 25 Aug 2012, 17:20, Reply)

I'm not. I'm 20.
There is a massive Swing Scene in Melbourne, I got into it last year. Most people are in their 20's or 30's or 40's. Very rare to see older people doing it.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 25 Aug 2012, 17:26, Reply)

Sorry. I didn't realise you meant wife swapping.
I thought you meant swing dancing.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 25 Aug 2012, 17:28, Reply)

Oh shambles.
I'm too tired for this. I'm going to bed.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 25 Aug 2012, 17:39, Reply)

alright shambo?
As the racist Sean Connery said to the black man.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 25 Aug 2012, 17:25, Reply)

This isn't really going down a storm either, is it?
It's a bank holiday weekend - nobody needs to change out of their crusted underwear and get in the shower until Tuesday morning, so the normal contingent can sit in their sagging armchairs playing shoot-em'-up computer games for 3 days instead of 2.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 25 Aug 2012, 19:59, Reply)