Why do people
(by which I mean women) insist on reading shoddily written toss like that when there's perfectly good, well-written filth out there?

I saw my first copy of 50 Wanks at the bootsale this weekend. Give it another month, you won't be able to *give* the things away.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 28 Aug 2012, 16:09, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Please miss! I know miss! Miss!
1) people are blithering retards who deserve to die in agony
2) if 'everyone is talking about' something, loads of fucking mongols will want to read it so they're 'on-trend'. NB 'on-trend' is not a real term and was made up by precisely the kind of cunts who want to read something to be 'on-trend'
3) To annoy me. I cannot absolutely prove this but I am fucking certain of it.
4) Asylum seekers
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 16:12, Reply)

I'm not sure about that last one
but the first three are definitely right.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 28 Aug 2012, 16:14, Reply)

I've read a fair bit of it now,
and I can with all honesty say that anyone turned on by the turgid, stilted, poorly written, bizarre and even worrying metaphors this book is made up of needs a fucking blow torch to the eyeballs.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 28 Aug 2012, 16:15, Reply)

I am ready and willing to administer said blowtorching.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 16:16, Reply)

torch job
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 28 Aug 2012, 16:18, Reply)

stop it.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 28 Aug 2012, 16:27, Reply)

Looks like she has.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 16:39, Reply)