Tell him the 'lie' that accommodation in Kensington is really fucking expensive
and that if he wants to live there he'd better have deep pockets because having someone in your flat, relative or not, is a massive imposition and isn't fucking well free.

AltAlt: Cocodamol I think, my back's fucking killing me
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 16:48, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

this is exactly what my dad said
the problem is, i'm far far too soft.

what have you done to your back??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 16:49, Reply)

Then let me talk to him. I don't mind at all.
Or get your dad to.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 16:50, Reply)

i am hoping that the job will be pie in the sky
and i won't need to address the issue. he is just seeing pound signs. the problem is, i feel guilty, because i got my flat out of the goodness of my dad's heart. if i let him stay for free for 6 months, he'd have a deposit. i have done this for friends, but i'm just not sure i could live with him. oh feck.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 16:52, Reply)

dad's heart mum's cancer
(Bazongaloid, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 16:54, Reply)

my ma didn't have cancer
you must be confusing her with your wizened anus
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 16:55, Reply)

Oh whatever, it's still funny.
Don't be such a killjoy.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 16:56, Reply)

can't help it
i have made myself think of your puckered angry arsehole, and i don't think i'll ever feel joy again :(
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 16:56, Reply)

If you don't want to share your flat it's more than fine to say so.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 16:55, Reply)

i don't
but i am really really hopeless at saying no to anything.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 16:57, Reply)

*feels extremely guilty*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 16:59, Reply)

These jokes write themselves


THAT'S THE JOKE
(Bazongaloid, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 17:00, Reply)

ah well
it's not just apostrophes that some people don't have a clue about how/where to use them, you know
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 17:02, Reply)

There isn't anything wrong with my apostrophe use in that last post?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 17:09, Reply)

Whilst that's true, this ^ isn't a question.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 17:12, Reply)

The question mark was to indicate that you should read my words with an air of puzzlement.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 17:13, Reply)

Oh, you're supposed to post a picture of Seinfeld when you want to convey that.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 17:13, Reply)

Why would I post a picture of Seinfeld
(Bazongaloid, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 17:18, Reply)

HAHAHAHAH
that was precisely the pic I meant.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 17:19, Reply)

that was not the joke
never mind, it wasn't a good joke anyway
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 17:14, Reply)