Morning Boycey,
I don't mind the made up words on here, it's only when people use them in real life I get all stabby. A lad at the bar last night said "lol" and I had to stop the reflex to throw his pint all over him.

Alt. I dunno about the best person in the world, I've had a think and no one really stands out so far today.

Altalt: YOU are the worst.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 29 Aug 2012, 9:18, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Oh right. I see.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 9:19, Reply)

well, you must have seen that coming.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 29 Aug 2012, 9:21, Reply)

I thought we were 'bezzie mates'!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 9:22, Reply)

things change, people change, and I don't want to live a lie anymore.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 29 Aug 2012, 9:24, Reply)

as the only person in this thread with no reply to his main response i would like to formally request a mod intervene and ban you all

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 9:21, Reply)

She's still in bed.
You won't see any modding on here before lunchtime.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 9:30, Reply)

i've gazzed the bitch
she better step up to the plate yo, srs bzns gwan
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 9:51, Reply)

You can't mod a site if you're never fucking on it.
That's all I'm saying.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 9:53, Reply)

SHE'S HERE NOW YOU'RE FOR IT

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 9:55, Reply)

QUICK! HIDE!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 9:56, Reply)

wouldn't it be totes hilare
if we all put b3th on ignore?

omg just imagine she'd be like 'wah? where'd everyone go? who am i supposed to mod now?'

ha!
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 9:57, Reply)

Oh man, that'd be well lol
LOL!
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 9:59, Reply)

let's all put her on ignore!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 9:59, Reply)

I was in town last week and a heard a girl stop and say to her mate in a really slow voice
Oh Em Gee

Fortunately I managed to cunt punch the pair of them before the cops arrived
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 9:22, Reply)

good work,
a good cunt punching would sort most women out I reckon.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 29 Aug 2012, 9:24, Reply)

Good job you didn't, snakebite might stain quite badly.

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 9:23, Reply)

Don't joke,
it's only about 2 and half weeks till Freshers week here, and the pub I'm in now is at the top of student housing central. From what I've heard from the guys who were here last year, I might have to bolt the furniture to the floor and start serving in plastic glasses for a few days.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 29 Aug 2012, 9:26, Reply)

fuck freshers

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 9:26, Reply)

That was always the plan, yes

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 9:29, Reply)

Fresher's week's not bad in the pubs round Cov
The students driving round the ring road, now that's a different story. They're lethal.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 9:42, Reply)

The SU bar is closed this year for a refurb,
So all the freshers events have moved to a club down by the canal. Someone is going to drown.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 29 Aug 2012, 9:57, Reply)

Are you threatening Captain Placid here?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 10:01, Reply)

Bars near canals + drunken students = potential drowning
Great planning on the Uni's part - closing the SU bar for a refurb in fresher's week. it's almost like they don't have a clue about the drinking habits of students or when the term starts.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 10:06, Reply)