Take my advice - just wear one of them.
Two would be too waqqi even for a kerrazee student like you.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 9:05, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Oh fuck off grasshopper.
It's a choice between a short pink floaty one that's fitted around the bust and then falls to mid-thigh, and one that's black, sequinned, and very loosefitting.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 30 Aug 2012, 9:07, Reply)

go with the muumuu

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 9:08, Reply)

but wear a silly hat, that's probably the right amount of waki.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 9:07, Reply)

I don't want to be waki though.
I want to be pretty and/or sexy.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 30 Aug 2012, 9:08, Reply)

I just wanted to say, good luck, we're all counting on you.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 9:09, Reply)

You can be both.
Let's say 'pretty whacqqui'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 9:10, Reply)

she should so do steampunk, man that shit iz da bomb

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 9:10, Reply)

RIP Wilf.
4EVA going round the world in 80 days in the sky.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 9:18, Reply)