God I detest 'the customer'.
The spluttering outrage of the completely unreasonable imbecile is something I am no stranger to.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 13:59, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

The comments people have posted saying "what right do they have to refuse you" piss me off too
IT'S A FUCKING SHOP THEY CAN REFUSE YOU FOR ANY FUCKING REASON THEY WANT
(Bazongaloid, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 14:00, Reply)

I've had similar. And worse.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 14:02, Reply)

"I'm sorry Mister Boyce we are unable to sell you this wine"
1. You don't have any ID.
2. It's 8am.
3. You're already extremely drunk.
4. You're not wearing any trousers.
5. This isn't a shop, it's Bethnal Green Tube Station.
6. The tramp who uses that bottle to piss in wants it back.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 14:25, Reply)

Some should (or maybe already has, can't be bothered to read all the idiotic comments) reply;
"Maybe they didn't refuse you alcohol because of their underage policy, maybe they refused you because you're very obviously a cunt"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 14:03, Reply)