Paralympics sounds all tough and hard.
With yomping and jumping out of planes, all the atheletes looking like Captain Hurricane.
It should be called the Flidlympics, which is more accurate.

This weekend, I'll be going to see my old mum. To see if she's dead yet.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 9:42, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

I can spare you the bother. She is.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 9:45, Reply)

She's a bit of a mess, truth be told.
Seeing her lying there like that, I couldn't resist having one last go on her.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 9:48, Reply)

You just want her money, you gigolo.
But its mine I tell you.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 9:55, Reply)

- 40%

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 9:56, Reply)

Haha.
I can't wait to tell my even more avaricious sister that the tax man is going to take a chunk.

I'm such a cunt.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 9:58, Reply)