Been on a jury.
It was fun to administer summary justice. I tried to absorb as little as possible of what the case was, and made my decision based on what they looked like.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 10:25, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

Were they black?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 31 Aug 2012, 10:26, Reply)

Who?

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 10:27, Reply)

The shifty looking on ein the dock.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 31 Aug 2012, 10:30, Reply)

Oh. Not black, no.
But they were all definitely forrins originally. I felt it best for everyone if they were sent down just in case anyway.

The QC was posher than God, and had to read out their statements, which were all in East End patois, "So, y'r honour, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, 'I ain't done nuffink or no one, right, 'cos me n' me girl is jus' chillin' in the park, and I ain't not chucked my blood for nuffink or no one, right' ... "

It was great.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 10:34, Reply)

I read this as
'Hi everyone Vag here, I'm a massive tool, sorry about that'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 10:37, Reply)

I read that as "Waaaaaaaah!"

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 10:43, Reply)

I read that as "I read that as "Waaaaaaaah!""
Because I can read, apparently much better than you two.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 10:47, Reply)

I can't read or write, and am, in fact, blind.
And deaf.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 10:49, Reply)

you should totes work this in to the 'plot' of your next 'dark graphic novel'.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 10:38, Reply)

Actually my anecdote is being used in an episode of Law & Order (or possibly has by now - they write well in advance and I can't remember when they said it would air).

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 10:42, Reply)

That's about your level, NICE ONE!!!!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 10:43, Reply)

inorite?

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 10:43, Reply)

totes emosh, right here

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 10:44, Reply)

Doctor, whenever I hear or read the phrase "totes emosh", it makes me want to kill everyone.
Is that normal?
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 10:45, Reply)

Every time I see your username, I want to kill you.
HTH xx
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 10:48, Reply)

Get to the back of the queue, Deirdre - you're no different from anyone else.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 10:49, Reply)

Back of the queue? What am I, black?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 10:50, Reply)

Put it this way:
Yes.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 10:55, Reply)